"When the apocalpyse comes, I bet vienna sausages will still be fine." -victor

14:53 < milki> huh
14:54 < milki> theres something hard sticking in my pants

08:58 < keenanp> WTF CyberCoders. Stop sending me recruitment email. I can neither code nor can I cyber.
08:59 <@eleung> cybering
08:59 <@eleung> what's that
08:59 < keenanp> I'll show you someday.

"I also have a list of things that programmers don't do well. It's in bugzilla." -dchen

<2022.09.30> ccowart: I love licking freshly wetted pavement

23:35 < vinod> so cool because i can just derp the db and everyone works.

Job description for a Lead Programmer: Derp the DB while everyone else works (-kristine)

"Little did you know that you were haunted by the ghosts of winsys past..." -crimsonzen. "There are no ghosts of winsys past!" -willchen

16:26 < dm> kristine: I went to my hs prom while you were still fetal.
16:26 < gms> lolll
16:26 < jsamwang> lollllllllll
16:26 < keenanp> haha, dm is old. I'm glad I joined this channel now

< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party

dennis: "minh, i have some good news for you." minh: "what?! AM I GETTING A CAR?" dennis: "no, no you are not."