"We're supposed to know all the risks. All of them. Even those that we don't know about." -crh, on the purpose of the Security-X Team

"I want to work out so I can extend my life expectancy by 5 years. From 40 to 45 years." - Minh on working out

13:55 <@dm> infact: vinod?
13:55 < infact> vinod is milki or not probably milki or vimniododoodlemacs or DERPY or infact or ed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo or >_> or fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu or kickable or HEY QUIT ASKING ME ABOUT VINOD ALRIGHT???! or type /k vinod for full details or realy vinod. or you should set him on fire

"talking about these deadlines... i feel like my integrity is gradually being eroded away" -- dennis, on programmers meeting deadlines

ccowart: "Do you want to go drinking tonight?" mht: "I've been drinking a lot lately... It does help."

jch:pizza: 15:29
is your house insulted? felt that made such a huge difference in comfort
kristine:corgi4: 16:49
Insulted :thinking_face:
jsamwang 15:34
I’m sure the house was very offended

20:08 < beastham> george bush could actually travel in time
20:08 < beastham> and just got the year wrong
20:08 < vinod> that would be a bush misteak.
20:08 <+joshu> beastham: I think you're predicting Fox
20:09 < vinod> apparently the us is in possesision of his body
20:09 <+joshu> vinod: that's when he gets the wrong cow for his dinner
20:09 < vinod> accoridng to AP
20:09 <+joshu> a mis-steak
20:09 < vinod> joshu: ...........
20:09 < vinod> wowww

<@eleung> these submitted applications make me want to cry; <@efung> you can bill that crying time

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script

kristine :corgi4: I do feel a little bad about the people who were laid off but crypto is dumb