15:17 <@victor> infact: DP?
15:17 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
15:17 <@victor> wow

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

The story, just now completed, reads:

"crunch is BC... Before Ccowart" -- ccowart

20:42 < vinod> i'm tired of eating this apple..
20:42 < vinod> it's getting kind of annoying actually.
20:42 < vinod> but if i don't eat it, i'll have to eat a fruit tmrw, and i don't know if i
can do that. hm.
20:42 < calvin> whatever milki, just blend it or something
20:42 < calvin> drink a smoothie
20:43 < vinod> calvin: talking to me?
20:43 < calvin> yeah
20:43 < vinod> it's 'vinod' bitch. -_-
20:43 < vinod> XD
20:43 < gms> LOL
20:43 < calvin> LOL
20:43 < calvin> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
20:43 * calvin adds that to the quips file

"Diamonds are forever, but quotes aren't" -- markliu

"You know that question you asked the other day... is that all I have left? Sipping a soda? Nope. I have chips." -Dexter, to Perry, in 125 Cory, the next day

"I think it dropped the LDAP... dongle..." -Liz "Yes... it probably dropped the LDAP dongle..." -Devin

"I'm not weird I love steak." -jeremydw

"I don't want security in my meetings" - Winsys Lead Dexter