16:54 <@joshu> I prefer the dark meat of baptised babies
16:54 <@joshu> it's tender and delicious teriyaki style

21:51 < ^_^> i'm chagning my writei n vote for govenor
21:51 < ^_^> to tim lincecum
21:52 < beastham> who the fuck is tim lincecum
21:52 < joshu> ...
21:52 < kberlin> ...
21:52 < ^_^> beastham: ....

"Stop making fun of people and help them!" -Dex to Cowart. "But it would kill his only joy in life." -Jerry

16:39 < dm> Magic8Ball: What if I like Thunderbird and not Outlook? 16:39 < Magic8Ball> dm: Outlook not so good

James in humored indignance, "What type of asian do you take me for??" Stephanie, "a half asian"

20:08 < beastham> george bush could actually travel in time
20:08 < beastham> and just got the year wrong
20:08 < vinod> that would be a bush misteak.
20:08 <+joshu> beastham: I think you're predicting Fox
20:09 < vinod> apparently the us is in possesision of his body
20:09 <+joshu> vinod: that's when he gets the wrong cow for his dinner
20:09 < vinod> accoridng to AP
20:09 <+joshu> a mis-steak
20:09 < vinod> joshu: ...........
20:09 < vinod> wowww

[insert rescomp story about unix command "df"]; Jesse: That pretty much sums up my work last week.

"I could psuedocode it, but it would be really difficult to do in practice." -- ferlatte, on a perl script repairing a backhoed OCX

15:03 < ^_^> that would be hilarious
15:03 < milki> is that possible?
15:04 < ^_^> i guess i'ts not different than reformating hal
15:04 < vinod> milki: do tyou have a script, that closes your windows
15:04 < milki> nothing in .irssi/config
15:04 < ^_^> i mean we all thought itw as probably impossible
15:04 < vinod> if you have too many windows
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < ^_^> until ccowart did it
15:04 < vinod> milki: it seems you might have something closing your windows lol.....
15:04 < milki> AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
15:04 < vinod> because youre cleanly parting.
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < milki> auto_leave.pl
15:04 < milki> >.>
15:04 < vinod> AHA
15:04 < vinod> I KNEW IT
15:04 < vinod> :D
15:04 < vinod> XD
15:04 < vinod> lolz
15:04 < milki> ok ok
15:04 < milki> my fault
15:04 < gms> lolz
15:04 < ^_^> wut?
15:04 < milki> i must have ragequitted
15:04 < ^_^> why do you have an auto_leave script?
15:05 < vinod> because
15:05 < vinod> people were
15:05 < ^_^> in perl no less
15:05 < ^_^> lol
15:05 < vinod> sajoining hm
15:05 < vinod> *him
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < vinod> so if he ragequits
15:05 < vinod> even if ppl sajoin him back
15:05 < vinod> he'll quit
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < ^_^> lollllllllllllllllll
15:05 < milki> ok...
15:05 < ^_^> nice
15:05 < ^_^> so milki *did* pwn himself
15:05 < milki> how do i kill the script >.>
15:05 < vinod> lolz
15:05 < gms> /script
15:05 < gms> ?
15:05 < ^_^> milki: sudo rm -rf /
15:05 < ^_^> will kill it for sure
15:05 < gms> /script unload
15:05 < gms> use /help
15:05 < gms> lol

caret_caret: italian cars are like the girls who look really good, but cant suck dick if their life depended on it