"Congratulations! I would like to officially offer you the Lead Programmer position for the 2009-2010 academic year." --Mu, "fine TT" --milki

"So, the new UPS we got is...uh...leaking silver gas." -Erik on, well, the new UPS

16:06 < dm> nothing unifies #general like kristine breaking google

ccowart to dchen: "Can you say your step dad has ever shot a rat in the house with a BB gun?" lilly (shocked): "You have a step dad?"

15:04 < dm> victor: I don't care about voting, I wanna post a quip

22:00 < kberlin> I am not a pothead

crh and terrio walk in with frozen yogurt jeremydw: "i am so jealous of you guys" crh: "dontcha wish your ice cream were tasty like this"

11:06 * dm relearns driving.
11:07 <@eleung> dm: are you trying to impress the wimminz? you should do handbrake and j-turns
11:08 < dm> nah, no need to impress wimminz
11:08 < dm> just wanna be a better bmdoosh
11:08 < gms> lol
11:09 <@eleung> all you need to do is follow the car in front of you too closely, not signal when changing lanes, and drive as if you are the most important person in the world
11:09 < dm> what you mean as if.

"There are no technical people in the room. I mean, if we were using kate, we wouldn't be getting anything done." -mattr

10:06 < dm> oh hayward.
10:06 < infact> hayward is a piece of shit
10:06 <@gms> lollll
10:06 < dm> yes infact, yes.
10:06 < dm> sometimes I cry.