10:13 < dm> My friend from japan said
10:13 < dm> mazdas are the armpit of japanese cars
10:14 < gms> lol
10:14 < dm> no one over there has one with pride
10:14 < dm> lololol
10:14 < gms> lol
10:14 <@eleung> didn't han have a mazda in tokyo drift
10:15 < dm> eleung: that's why han died

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

16:28 < dm> I keep telling people that their answer is a sugardaddy
16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave

22:57 < victor> its too late
22:57 < victor> so much dota
22:57 < victor> so much hon
22:57 < victor> so much smash
22:57 < victor> so much maple story
22:57 < victor> and gunbound
22:57 < victor> fuuuuuuuuuuu
22:57 < victor> i have no life

"Hey, are you Brian Toy?" --a senior staff member to brian

"Do you know which fast food chain would make bank if they were near campus? Panda Express." "Aaaawww yeeeah..." - two random guys walking by the ResComp area

14:31 < dm> victor: STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE WHAT WORKED
14:31 < dm> resquip so broken, trying to add, trying to upvote

11:06 * dm relearns driving.
11:07 <@eleung> dm: are you trying to impress the wimminz? you should do handbrake and j-turns
11:08 < dm> nah, no need to impress wimminz
11:08 < dm> just wanna be a better bmdoosh
11:08 < gms> lol
11:09 <@eleung> all you need to do is follow the car in front of you too closely, not signal when changing lanes, and drive as if you are the most important person in the world
11:09 < dm> what you mean as if.

21:55 < npc> This quip will have many upvotes.