jimmyngo [10:37] i was not invited to the orgy

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Jesse> "Kristina, you spell that with a 'K' right?" Kristina> "Yes." Jesse> "Was that your decision or your parents'?" Kristina> "My parents. They wanted to name me after the german girl next door."

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No, 3 vs. 5 is not fun.... 3 vs 5? Impossible! -Devin

"Do you even know who Elton John is?" -eeeady "Yeah, sure. He was in the Lion King right?"-Liuhoting

12:06 * keenanp curses at repeat copyright violations.
12:06 < gms> lol
12:06 < keenanp> Dude, you were caught downloading that crappy movie last month. Why are you still sharing it?
12:06 < gms> sharing is caring
12:06 < infact> i already had it that way, gms.
12:06 < gms> lol
12:18 < dm> lol
12:18 < dm> just share all the thigns
12:20 < keenanp> People need to learn to just be selfish and leech

10:02 < mbdriscoll> ooh we're learning how to 'program' in my env sci class
10:03 < mbdriscoll> ...in excel qqq

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