"I'm hungry enough to eat Chinese Food." -eeady

"But I like the paraplegic mouse..." - crh on apple mice

"You find it in movies!" -milki, on love

14:27 < milki> hah
14:27 < milki> someone on github is drunk and wants help
14:27 < milki> #github that is
14:28 < dm> lol
14:28 < dm> is it you milki?
14:28 < dm> :D
14:28 < milki> no, i dont need help on #github when im drunk
14:28 <@kristine> Lol
14:28 < milki> but i could use a swig
14:29 < dm> lol baller.
14:29 < dm> milki: so good.

12:19 * milki undresses
12:20 < milki> wheres ccowart

[18:29] <silent> Stop punishing your butt milki.

"You don't need light, you're a programmer." -- cliu

19:02 <kristine> Fuck

"I like 19 minute meetings" - Greg, at the end of a meeting. "I can only think of 18 things I like better" - George

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person