"LoJack for laptops is $15/month. You could pay for WoW with that... LoJack for laptops is worthless anyway. You could just subpoena the WoW server for connection information and it would be LoJack for free!" -dchen

10:01 <@calvin> i hear ruby's community is filled with a bunch of asshole neckbeards
10:01 < gms> probably
10:01 < perry> lol

09:49 < waf> universe has not had a dump for 24 hours

dennis: "minh, i have some good news for you." minh: "what?! AM I GETTING A CAR?" dennis: "no, no you are not."

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"We'll love them, we'll care for them, and then we'll eat them." -Greg Snow, referring to the revival of the rescomp office fish

'As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way.' ~ A "fortune cookie" from King Dong's

10:52 <@mht> wtf is wrong with govt
10:52 <@kristine> Politicians
10:52 <@mht> except for arnold
10:52 <@mht> he doesnt lie to me
10:52 <@mht> he tells me he'll be back
10:52 <@mht> and he always comes back

Kit: "Erik, your head is very flat." Erik: "Thank You."

<bcollins> these programmer fellas keep talkin' about the colonel
<bcollins> i think they want to get some KFC or something
<bcollins> apparently he's be panicing lately
<bcollins> are chicken prices going up?