"Don't ask me for logical thinking right now." - anna

18:06 < vinod> maybe if i squish t
18:06 < milki|lamed> why is your bannana exploding?
18:06 < vinod> and it will squirt/splatter everywhere

Anne's Kitchen gives you 50 fries, which is just enough. Well, they're in home fry form, but the two are equivalent if you convert them into "potato units" ~dchen

"So that's why the fish cam doesn't point at the couch!" -mattr

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

"Batman is a subset of ninjas! COME ON!!!" -jeffy, on legendary

15:08 < vinod> infact: youre unvited to my lemonparty!

"We're supposed to know all the risks. All of them. Even those that we don't know about." -crh, on the purpose of the Security-X Team

16:39 < dm> Magic8Ball: What if I like Thunderbird and not Outlook? 16:39 < Magic8Ball> dm: Outlook not so good

"Well, they're programmers. They can do whatever they want." --US staff