Do a barrel roll!!

"The programmer mission statement is, 'We exist...' " -milki at old / new lead staff retreat

"I could psuedocode it, but it would be really difficult to do in practice." -- ferlatte, on a perl script repairing a backhoed OCX

"Is that all that's left for you? Sipping a soda?" -Perry, to Dexter, in 125 Cory

"I couldn't help you in BigFix because I didn't have any envelopes." -dburban

"I'm not weird I love steak." -jeremydw

test

"My RCC career ends in 20 minutes." -victor "So when do you start programming?" -ccowart "In 21 minutes." -dm

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

"So you're like a Leonardo de Vinci..." -crh "No, I don't have a shell on my back... wait a minute..." -dex