"No, no, no, you're not listening to me Perry... call Ian..." -Simon

17:26 < ^_^> perry: days go by and still i think of you
17:26 < perry> i see...

caret_caret: italian cars are like the girls who look really good, but cant suck dick if their life depended on it

The story, just now completed, reads:

13:10 < dm> Christian Bale lol
13:10 < dm> do you like his voice
13:10 < dm> hehehe
13:10 < dm> or should I say
13:10 < dm> huhuhuhuhh

"So that's why the fish cam doesn't point at the couch!" -mattr

"What we need to do is eliminate the concept of a person all together!" ~ rohit, on semester goals (contracts)

3:49 PM dm kristine: stop shaving your corgi
3:50 PM kristine :disappointed:
3:53 PM vinod wow
4:03 PM achang i thought that was a euphemism

16:11 < milki> ^_^: i really like the salary negotiation article you linked me
16:11 < milki> theres so much to learn about negotiation
16:11 <+tmmecke> milki: what article?
16:11 < infact> article is about her first lesbian encounter