"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

11:54 < vinod> MagicBall: (grep {$iphone_controller_beer_cannon eq $_} @smart_ideas) ? 'yes' : 'no' #?
11:54 < MagicBall> vinod: Yes
11:54 < vinod> WHOA
11:54 < vinod> :D
11:55 < vinod> that was awesome.

vinod 20:25: I'm tellin ya, the turban folks are crazy :truestory:

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

13:10 < dm> Christian Bale lol
13:10 < dm> do you like his voice
13:10 < dm> hehehe
13:10 < dm> or should I say
13:10 < dm> huhuhuhuhh

you know what i'm running on sol? rm -rf hal -- mike tauras, in the process of replacing a disk for sol

16:03 < mattea> ccowart: do you remember? was it blee or something, who was locked out and did something random
on hal to get our attention
16:04 < briandef> hal.rescomp.berkeley.edu : Jan 14 17:29:20 : kevin : user NOT in sudoers ;
16:04 < briandef> TTY=ttyp6 ; PWD=/export/home/kevin ; USER=root ; COMMAND=get me into the
16:04 < briandef> building because mattea didnt have my keycard activated yet and the doors locked
16:04 < briandef> at 5

"No, no, no, you're not listening to me Perry... call Ian..." -Simon

"I was taking minutes, and I wasn't listening..." - Anna

12:43 < keenanp> Kids are a nice tax break. You all should have some.