"So that's why the fish cam doesn't point at the couch!" -mattr

13:49 < meastham> I think the world would be a better place everybody was an
engineer
13:49 < meastham> special exceptions may be made for mathematicians
13:49 < kiyoshi> lol
13:50 < ccowart> are you kidding?
13:50 < ccowart> nobody would talk to each other and there would be no progeny
13:50 < meastham> no
13:50 < meastham> eh
13:50 < meastham> kids are overrated
13:50 < jeffy> lol
13:50 < perry> so true, stupid kids
13:50 < ccowart> spoken like an engineer
13:50 < ccowart> again
13:50 < meastham> so annoying
13:51 < meastham> they only reason anybody ever has them is they get to be like 30 and then a fuse blows in their brain and they become baby making zombies

Greg Snow: "Nothing here is that important."

09:20 <@keenanp> Ugh, Mondays.
09:20 <@keenanp> Ohwait, it's Tuesday.
09:20 <@kristine> Lol

"It's kind of an abuse to animals, but it's also adorable" -mattr on the firefox-dessed-up dog

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

20:37 < briandef> http://rapidshare.com/files/290527109/Survivor.S19E04.HDTV.XVID-BAJSKORV.part1.rar
20:37 < briandef> oh noes

10:22:02 wei> joshu: kevin: when is the email gonna go out
10:22:04 wei> about the picnic
10:22:05 wei> ?!?!?!
10:22:18 eleung> wei: didn't you get the memo? picnic is canceled
10:22:19 +joshu> uhm what
10:22:23 +joshu> why am I on this?
10:22:24 +joshu> o_O
10:22:29 +joshu> I am not lead unixsys or even senior ...
10:22:30 %kberlin> unixsys is
10:22:32 wei> joshu: I saw you last edited that twiki page
10:22:36 wei> for the picnic
10:22:37 wei> is why
10:22:38 +joshu> ah okay
10:22:41 +joshu> no clue :D
10:22:41 eleung> lol
10:22:46 dsmith> coming when it's done!
10:23:02 wei> omgah dun want picnic to be epic failure
10:23:04 wei> no one shows up
10:23:11 +joshu> the picnic will be fine!
10:23:20 gms> it's free food
10:23:20 +joshu> Oceania has always been having a picnic with Eastasia
10:23:25 gms> people will show up
10:23:41 %kberlin> joshu: lol
10:23:46 %kberlin> IT'S REQUIRED
10:24:19 dsmith> picnic attendance is mandatory!
10:24:28 +joshu> Oh no!
10:24:31 +joshu> It's not a pet license!
10:24:33 +joshu> It's a FISHING license!
10:24:36 +joshu> AND IT'S MANDATORY
10:24:42 %kberlin> DIVERSION!
10:24:42 -!- kevin changed the topic of #general to: Picnic this Saturday

15:04 < dm> victor: I don't care about voting, I wanna post a quip