crh and terrio walk in with frozen yogurt jeremydw: "i am so jealous of you guys" crh: "dontcha wish your ice cream were tasty like this"

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

"I'm glad you're not an RCC." -- Keenan to Cowart

"I reached for where the insurance would be, and Be Secure CDs fell out." -kenzan, on Van being GGed

14:24 < acarlson> i have wondered about that place though, everyone else in my
family loves coffee so i'll send em there
14:41 < kelly> the carlson's filtering through rockridge bart
14:41 < kelly> percolating their thoughts
14:42 < kelly> straining their eyes to see the sights
14:42 < kelly> *carlsons
14:42 < kelly> .....
14:42 < kelly> by any beans necessary...
14:42 < victor> kelly: wow.
14:42 < kelly> don't make me espresso myself all alone
14:42 < kelly> OKAY FINE THIS IS GOLD NOBODY APPRECIATES THIS.
14:42 < victor> *claps*
14:44 < kelly> victor: are you being sarcastic
14:44 < victor> kelly: why would you accuse me of such a thing
14:44 < kelly> victor: if you aren't - thanks! if you are.. you mocha me sick
14:44 < vinod> LOL
[...]
14:47 < aneesh> am I latte to the puns? I guess so
14:47 < aneesh> QQ
[...]
14:49 < kelly> aneesh: crema me a river
14:50 < aneesh> kelly: this is definitely reasonable grounds for that
14:52 < kelly> i knew you had a good one brewing
14:53 < aneesh> we're going to run out of bad joes eventually
14:53 < joshu> burr with us, we've got a few more to grind out
14:55 < kelly> joshu: or maybe we'll just keep gaining steam
14:56 < joshu> Kenya keep it up much longer?
[...]
15:05 < kelly> joshu: aren't you a cu"tea"
15:05 < kelly> cue...tea...
15:05 < kelly> fine i'm done okay, is everyone here happy!?
15:06 < aneesh> the puns aren't that bad, they haven't made anyone leaf yet
15:08 < joshu> yeah I think this pun conversation has gone on oolong.
15:08 < kelly> if they do i guess it's just not their cuppa tea
[...]
15:08 < vinod> i dont know
15:08 < vinod> how long this quip is going to get
[...]
15:08 < aneesh> vinod: just splut the tea into its own one
15:08 < aneesh> *split
15:09 < joshu> no need for brevitea
15:09 < vinod> LOL
15:11 < kelly> joshu: i guess this is your specialtea
15:11 < joshu> i chai my best
15:13 < kelly> this one might go on for oolong time

10:40 <@milki> gaah
10:40 <@milki> i all over my shirt again -.-
10:40 < gms> :o
10:40 <@milki> but it feels nice
10:40 <@milki> so its ok
10:40 < gms> >.>

13:54 < mht> ccowart: thats because you share with me a pedanticalness about getting it right
13:54 < ccowart> mht: pedanticness?

15:10 <@kiyoshi> because we are infallable

22:57 < victor> its too late
22:57 < victor> so much dota
22:57 < victor> so much hon
22:57 < victor> so much smash
22:57 < victor> so much maple story
22:57 < victor> and gunbound
22:57 < victor> fuuuuuuuuuuu
22:57 < victor> i have no life

16:03 < mattea> ccowart: do you remember? was it blee or something, who was locked out and did something random
on hal to get our attention
16:04 < briandef> hal.rescomp.berkeley.edu : Jan 14 17:29:20 : kevin : user NOT in sudoers ;
16:04 < briandef> TTY=ttyp6 ; PWD=/export/home/kevin ; USER=root ; COMMAND=get me into the
16:04 < briandef> building because mattea didnt have my keycard activated yet and the doors locked
16:04 < briandef> at 5