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"Too close for missles, switching to guns!"

"Do you even know who Elton John is?" -eeeady "Yeah, sure. He was in the Lion King right?"-Liuhoting

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person

James in humored indignance, "What type of asian do you take me for??" Stephanie, "a half asian"

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

"It's not going to crash. I know it's not going to crash." *Windows desktop* - jeremydw

"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

11:06 * dm relearns driving.
11:07 <@eleung> dm: are you trying to impress the wimminz? you should do handbrake and j-turns
11:08 < dm> nah, no need to impress wimminz
11:08 < dm> just wanna be a better bmdoosh
11:08 < gms> lol
11:09 <@eleung> all you need to do is follow the car in front of you too closely, not signal when changing lanes, and drive as if you are the most important person in the world
11:09 < dm> what you mean as if.