"I'm not weird I love steak." -jeremydw

22:54 <@kristine> I ssh'd into a corgi
22:55 < milki> kinky

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

"Fine, make it an agenda item, we have time". - Anna (on Minh on being evil with Facebook and the ensuing Lead Staff discussion)

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

"If I went into a company that did $140 million in revenue and they told me that some of their most critical systems are maintained by part time temporary employees, I would tell them they're insane. Here, it's student leadership." - acarlson

23:19 -!- ^_^ was kicked from #general by kevin [^_^ ^_^ ^_^]

19:25 < crh> switch $desc_of_librarian ; case 'hot' do ask('out') ; case 'not_hot' do exit ; esac would have been executed

"It tries to catch 'em all" -Vivian, on SCS stopping virus infections

"The errors we're seeing are errors that we've never, ever, ever seen before. We tried Googling them and nothing even came up. So, we just hope those computers are messed up." - crh, 1.5 hours before be secure final master is due