"If you don't get error messages in your cron, you should be worried." --ferlatte

"Eat my cucumber if you love it so much." -terrio

Chris: "It's Friday" Graham: "Yeah, it's that day when we don't have school and stuff the next day..." Ian: "There's another day like that, but I usually don't remember it."

Jesse> "Kristina, you spell that with a 'K' right?" Kristina> "Yes." Jesse> "Was that your decision or your parents'?" Kristina> "My parents. They wanted to name me after the german girl next door."

Mark: "She was Japanase....oh god *said in a lovestruck way*....I mean, I was trying to remember her name."

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"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

17:56 <%dchen> i'll try to have 2.1 kids
17:56 <@kristine> What are you going to do with the .1?!
17:56 <%dchen> i dunno
17:56 <%dchen> love it 1/10 as much as the other ones I guess

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

"Too close for missles, switching to guns!"