"Congratulations! I would like to officially offer you the Lead Programmer position for the 2009-2010 academic year." --Mu, "fine TT" --milki

12:51 < milki> i just need something small to carry tools and spare tube
12:51 <@^_^> oh god i read spare lube
12:51 < milki> i need some co2 as well
12:51 < milki> no, i dont need lube during a bike ride
12:51 < milki> maybe afterwards

"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP

"Camping is intense!" -milki "Yeah... wait, why?" -dex "Because there are tents. And you're inside them." -milki

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

15:03 < ^_^> that would be hilarious
15:03 < milki> is that possible?
15:04 < ^_^> i guess i'ts not different than reformating hal
15:04 < vinod> milki: do tyou have a script, that closes your windows
15:04 < milki> nothing in .irssi/config
15:04 < ^_^> i mean we all thought itw as probably impossible
15:04 < vinod> if you have too many windows
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < ^_^> until ccowart did it
15:04 < vinod> milki: it seems you might have something closing your windows lol.....
15:04 < milki> AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
15:04 < vinod> because youre cleanly parting.
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < milki> auto_leave.pl
15:04 < milki> >.>
15:04 < vinod> AHA
15:04 < vinod> I KNEW IT
15:04 < vinod> :D
15:04 < vinod> XD
15:04 < vinod> lolz
15:04 < milki> ok ok
15:04 < milki> my fault
15:04 < gms> lolz
15:04 < ^_^> wut?
15:04 < milki> i must have ragequitted
15:04 < ^_^> why do you have an auto_leave script?
15:05 < vinod> because
15:05 < vinod> people were
15:05 < ^_^> in perl no less
15:05 < ^_^> lol
15:05 < vinod> sajoining hm
15:05 < vinod> *him
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < vinod> so if he ragequits
15:05 < vinod> even if ppl sajoin him back
15:05 < vinod> he'll quit
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < ^_^> lollllllllllllllllll
15:05 < milki> ok...
15:05 < ^_^> nice
15:05 < ^_^> so milki *did* pwn himself
15:05 < milki> how do i kill the script >.>
15:05 < vinod> lolz
15:05 < gms> /script
15:05 < gms> ?
15:05 < ^_^> milki: sudo rm -rf /
15:05 < ^_^> will kill it for sure
15:05 < gms> /script unload
15:05 < gms> use /help
15:05 < gms> lol

"All these UVA people are weird." --wei, on UVA RCC blurbs

12:40 < achang> my butt is so mad
12:40 < achang> i ate at a foodtruck today
12:40 < achang> and
12:40 < achang> i keep having diarrhea
12:40 < achang> sob sob sob
12:41 < ^_^> thanks
12:41 < ^_^> i'm eating right now

brb restarting
my comp is tripping balls
-efung