"Yeah, I'm not very good at the whole security thing." -dchen (NetSec)

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"You're backside looks very fatherly." -stephanie to ccowart

"Hey Chris. We have too many quotes of Minh. Go quote me." - Devin.

jch: [15:01] haha ooops, saw a typo in my PR need to send you a new on dm

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

00:25 < eleung> u-g-l-y you aint got no alibi you ugly, yeah yeah you ugly

19:16 <+chevans> rishard: stop take all my internats!
19:16 < rishard> chevans: imma steal ur ip address
19:17 <%hnguyen> i'll interNAT your face
19:18 < rishard> oh look at hnguyen being all punny
19:19 <@kberlin> ACK, that's a terrible joke
19:19 <%hnguyen> ugh that joke is a SYN
19:19 <@kberlin> give it a RST

Mark: "She was Japanase....oh god *said in a lovestruck way*....I mean, I was trying to remember her name."