16:54 <@joshu> I prefer the dark meat of baptised babies
16:54 <@joshu> it's tender and delicious teriyaki style

anna, at the end of a lead-staff meeting: "Is that really it? I'm asking purely for the purpose of taking minutes."

14:53 < milki> huh
14:54 < milki> theres something hard sticking in my pants

"Well, all flavors of regular expressions have *that* in common." -- bsii, on gibberish

kristine: I always wanted to look like a burrito

16:03 < mattea> ccowart: do you remember? was it blee or something, who was locked out and did something random
on hal to get our attention
16:04 < briandef> hal.rescomp.berkeley.edu : Jan 14 17:29:20 : kevin : user NOT in sudoers ;
16:04 < briandef> TTY=ttyp6 ; PWD=/export/home/kevin ; USER=root ; COMMAND=get me into the
16:04 < briandef> building because mattea didnt have my keycard activated yet and the doors locked
16:04 < briandef> at 5

Asking michaeljin to pose for hiring photos:

"Michaeljin, I need your body!"

"There's no man pages on how to load a gun!" - Dexter

"When the apocalpyse comes, I bet vienna sausages will still be fine." -victor

09:20 <@keenanp> Ugh, Mondays.
09:20 <@keenanp> Ohwait, it's Tuesday.
09:20 <@kristine> Lol