18:52 < victor> damn how does google know mbp = macbook pro
18:52 < victor> so leet
18:52 < ^_^> as opposed to
18:56 < calvin> macbookpenis
18:56 < calvin> lolol dammit wrong channel

16:27 <@eleung> i just 3d printed a bowtie
16:28 <@gms> I guess it's more kid-friendly than gun parts/accessories
16:28 < kristine> Wut
16:28 < perry> less useful in a zombiie invasion
16:29 <@eleung> at least i will be the only one wearing a bright orange bowtie during the zombie apocalypse
16:29 <@eleung> gunning down zombies in style

"I'm going to keep spouting buzzwords at you until you get better!" -Ian to an RCC

10:35 < milki> :|
10:35 < milki> ._.
10:35 < milki> |:
10:35 < milki> .--.
10:35 < milki> :|
10:35 < milki> DO A BARREL ROLL!

Meastham: "The last time you had me mess with the db, we got banned from Campus LDAP for an hour." Vinod: "It wasn't THAAAAT bad..."

ccowart: At the Giants game. Scoreboard has 4 columns: R, H, E, and L. Runs, hits, errors I know. L is a mystery that currently reads 7-5. What the hell is L?
briandef: RedHat has really good ad people...

"i am a sheep with leadership qualities. i learned that in my high school economics class." - mht

16:54 <@joshu> I prefer the dark meat of baptised babies
16:54 <@joshu> it's tender and delicious teriyaki style

"I wanna go on death row!" exclaims Lilly

16:45 < milki> but they keep falling off -.-
16:45 < milki> my pants just cant stay on
16:45 <%gms> wut