"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."-Natalie

"We're supposed to know all the risks. All of them. Even those that we don't know about." -crh, on the purpose of the Security-X Team

"It's ok if I declare war on somebody because I suck at war." -jeremydw

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

16:39 < dm> Magic8Ball: What if I like Thunderbird and not Outlook? 16:39 < Magic8Ball> dm: Outlook not so good

crh to terrio: "You joined the enemy with that sysadmin team. You know that netsec and sysadmin are like *fighting motions* ..."

13:43 < ^_^> it's not that bad
13:43 < ^_^> it's like someone throwing a marble at you
13:45 <@dm> at 300fps
13:46 <@dm> think slingshot when you imagine "throwing"
13:47 < pipe> 300FRAMESPERSECOND?
13:47 < pipe> THATS SO GOOD
13:47 < pipe> SOOOO GOOOOOD

Mark: "She was Japanase....oh god *said in a lovestruck way*....I mean, I was trying to remember her name."

"amazingly we have no new bugs" - muqing 6/20/08

eleung [18:48]
Guys

eleung [18:48]
Im in line at the apple store

eleung [18:48]
Theyre in stock but they domt have enough people to help the tards set them up

eleung [18:48]
This is stupid

eleung [18:48]
Just sell me the phone

milki [18:49]
are you one of the tards?