Dex: "I can't believe how much crap I've been getting from others about fighting you to a draw." Stephanie: "Aw, I didn't know that you went through all that. I should have thrown the fight."

"So that's why the fish cam doesn't point at the couch!" -mattr

"The people you don't see here have been dealt with." -Anna, on people missing in the December Student Supervisors Monthly Meeting

01:32 < kberlin> ugh, ethics book: "Bill Gates worked hard to develop Microsoft."
01:32 < kberlin> I really
01:32 < kberlin> REALLY
01:32 < ^_^> kberlin: HAHAHAHA

13:54 < mht> ccowart: thats because you share with me a pedanticalness about getting it right
13:54 < ccowart> mht: pedanticness?

ccowart to dchen: "Can you say your step dad has ever shot a rat in the house with a BB gun?" lilly (shocked): "You have a step dad?"

On the students from Louisiana: "Should we let them know about Jerjou, who causes hurricanes?" -Jesse

"I just got a warning that something something was ambiguous." -- jim, on perl

15:12 caret_caret mmm love me some cunt

16:53 <%victor> too much candy in this office
16:53 <@gms> victor: it's no wellness fx
16:53 <@gms> lolol
16:53 <%victor> srsly
16:53 <%victor> also we're out of coconut water
16:53 <%victor> :|
16:53 <@gms> lol
16:54 < dm> lol #victorworldproblems