12:43 < keenanp> Kids are a nice tax break. You all should have some.

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13:26 < dm> I have chinese daughter, lemme go farm her out to some penis tour

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23:38 < vinod> >.>
23:38 <+joshu> so you intended to punch yourself?
23:39 < milki> LOL
23:39 < vinod> at one point
23:39 < vinod> yeah
23:39 < vinod> but
23:39 < vinod> it was
23:39 < vinod> well okay
23:39 <+joshu> just .. not hard enough to dislocate your jaw
23:39 < vinod> THIS IS OUT OF CONTEXT
23:39 < milki> HAHAHAH
23:39 <+joshu> and who's to blame for that?
23:39 < milki> VINOD!
23:39 < vinod> i
23:39 <+joshu> it's been dislocated from context?
23:39 < vinod> ....
23:39 <%kberlin> wow
23:39 <+joshu> too soon?
23:39 < milki> your jaw is out of context?
23:39 <%kberlin> this conversation

14:33 < ccowart> my name is jch. I'm a snooty tea lover.

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15:17 <@victor> infact: DP?
15:17 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
15:17 <@victor> wow