ccowart to dchen: "Can you say your step dad has ever shot a rat in the house with a BB gun?" lilly (shocked): "You have a step dad?"

"No, no, no, you're not listening to me Perry... call Ian..." -Simon

15:35 < perry> pretty cool
http://blog.cloudflare.com/deep-inside-a-dns-amplification-ddos-attack
15:35 < milkibot> URL: Deep Inside a DNS Amplification DDoS Attack - CloudFlare blog
15:35 < milkibot> http://tinyurl.com/9qcc22e
15:35 <@^_^> deep inside
15:35 <@^_^> lolll
15:36 <@calvin> the technical merits lost on mu

"I'm totally legit." -dex (with a total straight face at Security X-Team)

11:20 <@ccowart> it seriously overshot my spread

Dchen: "Man, this water's lacking something. Wait, I know what... a sandwich." (after eating two Cheese 'n Stuff sandwiches)

"Is there an actual quote here that *doesn't* involve programmers?" -- taiche

< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party

“hell yes i would, don’t mind if i puke/pee/soil myself” - jch

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person