"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

17:10 < tmmecke> vinod: LOL why do you need to know java?
17:31 <@vinod> tmmecke: To succeed in the game of life, you must know Java!
17:31 <@vinod> and to ensure that interview questions don't completely pwn you >_> :P
17:43 < tmmecke> lol
17:44 < tmmecke> just claim you like C
17:44 < tmmecke> then they won't ask you pesky java questions :P

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime."-Natalie

(04:05:32 PM) miree: also apartment
(04:05:35 PM) miree: filled with dead bugs
(04:05:39 PM) dm: wat
(04:05:41 PM) dm: sobad
(04:05:43 PM) miree: lots of dead bugs
(04:05:45 PM) miree: from break
(04:05:47 PM) miree: when i was gone
(04:05:50 PM) miree: i'm so grossed out
(04:05:50 PM) dm: well, I guess it's good they're not live
(04:05:53 PM) miree: yeah
(04:05:57 PM) dm: They were all like
(04:05:58 PM) miree: they always die in the same areas
(04:06:00 PM) dm: aww no miree
(04:06:03 PM) dm: no miree to eat on
(04:06:06 PM) dm: /dies
(04:06:08 PM) miree: LOLLLLL
(04:06:14 PM) ***miree gets more grossed out
(04:06:14 PM) miree: ahaha

08:36 < achang> I'm dressed as Toad from Mario
08:36 < achang> but now I need to poop

"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht

3:49 PM dm kristine: stop shaving your corgi
3:50 PM kristine :disappointed:
3:53 PM vinod wow
4:03 PM achang i thought that was a euphemism

"625 = 250 + 3 x 125 (4 clicks to purchase). Resident must have excercised the human capacity for patience by clicking purchase pages 4 times instead of waiting briefly." ~tim

16:38 < milki> the stretchier they are, the less likely ill tear them with my
sheer muscle strenght in my sleep