Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

"What we need to do is eliminate the concept of a person all together!" ~ rohit, on semester goals (contracts)

08:43 caret_caret well good news is that the red line is fainter, if that means anything
08:45 dm so you're less pregnant?
08:48 caret_caret guess so

08:34 achang:poo: good morning
08:34 yawn (1 MB)
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08:43 perry washes @achang
08:44 achang:poo: washes @perry
09:04 ccowart no washing
09:05 perry washes @achang more
09:10 achang:poo: washes @perry gently

"I'm going to keep spouting buzzwords at you until you get better!" -Ian to an RCC

Jesse> "Sunday I didn't do any work whatsoever. I think I even managed to neglect my personal hygiene." Kristina> "Me too."

17:53 <@briandef> apparently i'm now out of range of college freshmen.. hmm
17:53 * briandef is getting old
17:53 <@dm> briandef: ...

"When I grow up I wanna be like Eric (Klavon)!" - Andrew

ccowart: "What's the opposite of immediate gratification?" eeeady: "A relationship?"

12:01 < milki> whoa
12:01 < milki> black on black violence