miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

11:54 < vinod> MagicBall: (grep {$iphone_controller_beer_cannon eq $_} @smart_ideas) ? 'yes' : 'no' #?
11:54 < MagicBall> vinod: Yes
11:54 < vinod> WHOA
11:54 < vinod> :D
11:55 < vinod> that was awesome.

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script

"I have a headache." "There's some ibuprofen in the break room." "No, that's ok. I can tank it." -- Minh Tran

"I mean, they shouldn't be enthusiastic or excitable or anything right? I want my sysadmins to be the most boring people I know." -mbdriscoll on sysadmin selection criteria

Meastham: "The last time you had me mess with the db, we got banned from Campus LDAP for an hour." Vinod: "It wasn't THAAAAT bad..."

"I'm a pretty little Dutch girl, as pretty as can be. All the boys in the neighborhood are crazy over me!" - Minh

Don't DORC around with dicks. -Erik on discussing DORCS with Ian

23:31 < ^_^> apparently LA county is getting one step closer to requiring condoms for adult film shoots
23:31 < ^_^> could drive that multi-billion dollar industry out of SFV
23:32 < ^_^> or is it SGV
23:32 < ^_^> i could never rmemember which valley its in
23:53 <@eleung> san fernando valley
23:53 <@eleung> chatsworth is where the porn is filmed n such
23:53 < ^_^> well, maybe not for long
23:54 < ^_^> i guess you could say that the city really wants to keep this stuff under wraps
23:54 < ^_^> YEAHHHHHH

*capcha "the sraepr"*

Kit: "Are you leaving, Chris?" crh: "Yeah..." Kit: "Cool!"