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"I want to work out so I can extend my life expectancy by 5 years. From 40 to 45 years." - Minh on working out

jch: "Okay, now for the Cookie bug" randy: "man, that's the most delicious sounding bug I've ever heard of"

"IT CHUNKS!!! IT CHUNKS!!!" - Minh, on his EE122 project

"The rain is an automatic shower." - Dexter

Something random broke. Ian, about to leave: "Hey! I think I know where to fix that" (Leather jacket flips off, he sits back down)

11:20 <@ccowart> it seriously overshot my spread

"I really like fruit. I had this pear today..." -jeremydw

14:01 < keenanp> dex: Don't listen to tmmecke. Your contributions will always be here.
14:01 < keenanp> WinSys Sonnet
14:01 < keenanp> By Dexter Liu
14:01 < keenanp> A: Have you encountered the mythical beast?
14:01 < keenanp> B: Fire breathing, strength of 10 RCCs,
14:01 < keenanp> A: Microsoft SQL server of the east
14:01 < keenanp> B: Kills the unprepared with black lung disease
14:01 < keenanp> C: Winsys will arm you with sword shield and boots
14:01 < keenanp> D: Teach you buffs, auras, and abilities
14:01 < keenanp> C: And now our guild is looking for recruits
14:01 < keenanp> D: A guild with endless possibilites
14:01 < keenanp> E: With their god powers, sysadmins' commands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Secure systems from all attack vectors
14:01 < keenanp> E: From first boot to production winsys stands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Silent guardians, watchful protectors
14:02 < keenanp> G: The path of winsys is not for the lame
14:02 < keenanp> G: The chose ones must pass through fire and flame

23:35 < vinod> so cool because i can just derp the db and everyone works.

Job description for a Lead Programmer: Derp the DB while everyone else works (-kristine)