17:58 <@^_^> dude she could be your mom
17:58 < silent> Dude when i wish i could be your mom last night :(

"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP

21:07 < ^_^> does anyone know any girls that need a roommate next year?
21:07 < ^_^> er, i think a qualifying question might be: does anyone know any
girls? :p
21:07 < milki> i dont!
21:07 < milki> except those few in rescomp
21:07 < milki> and the one in the living room

17:08 < milki> gah
17:08 < milki> wheres my underwear
17:08 < infact> milki, your underwear is shredding
17:08 < milki> nuoooo

01:32 < kberlin> ugh, ethics book: "Bill Gates worked hard to develop Microsoft."
01:32 < kberlin> I really
01:32 < kberlin> REALLY
01:32 < ^_^> kberlin: HAHAHAHA

jch: [15:01] haha ooops, saw a typo in my PR need to send you a new on dm

11:53 < jch> keenanp jsamwang I dont wannnna be old :( :(
11:54 < keenanp> Too bad.
11:55 <@kristine> jch: You're married
11:55 <@kristine> You're already old
11:56 < jch> kristine: stab to the heart bro
11:56 < jch> it's ok, my new years resolution is to be a silver fox
11:56 < jch> the first asian silver fox no less
11:56 <@kristine> What does that mean
11:57 < keenanp> My hair is starting to go gray
11:57 < keenanp> Little bits on the sides. Has been for years.
11:57 <@kristine> Oh
11:57 < keenanp> As long as I don't go bald, I'm fine with being a silver fox
(if that's what a silver fox is)
11:57 <@kristine> Is that what it means
11:57 < jch> kristine: it's like a 2nd puberty for guys
11:57 < jch> when they go from man
11:58 < jch> to gorgeous man
11:58 <@kristine> .
11:58 < dm> lolll

"Retarded is my name!~~" - Minh

09:21 < kristine> Did you rub yourself all over it
09:22 < achang> Not ALL of myself
09:25 < kristine> You have disappointed your ancestors

"LoJack for laptops is $15/month. You could pay for WoW with that... LoJack for laptops is worthless anyway. You could just subpoena the WoW server for connection information and it would be LoJack for free!" -dchen