13:22 < dm> is one supposed to wear underpants with a utili-kilt?
13:22 <@calvin> dm: no
13:22 <@calvin> :)
13:23 * dm would wear underpants anyway. Aerated balls are overrated.
13:25 <@^_^> dm: no
13:26 <@^_^> no underpants
13:26 <@calvin> dm: we spoke with the manager
13:26 <@calvin> dm: he said no
13:26 < dm> not even a manthong?
13:28 <@calvin> nope
13:28 < dm> I would break this rule.
13:28 < dm> just like I would break the belt AND suspenders at the same time
rule.
13:28 < dm> if I had suspenders
13:30 <@calvin> nope
13:30 <@calvin> they will be forcibly removed
13:30 < dm> your face should be forcibly removed

17:33 < dm> I think chicks like a different kind of crotch rocket.

16:03 < kevin> im naming any kids i have hilber

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