<@stephen_tu> milki: stop failing < ccowart> stephen_tu: that's like telling an alcoholic not to drink

you know what i'm running on sol? rm -rf hal -- mike tauras, in the process of replacing a disk for sol

17:33 < dm> I think chicks like a different kind of crotch rocket.

11:54 < vinod> MagicBall: (grep {$iphone_controller_beer_cannon eq $_} @smart_ideas) ? 'yes' : 'no' #?
11:54 < MagicBall> vinod: Yes
11:54 < vinod> WHOA
11:54 < vinod> :D
11:55 < vinod> that was awesome.

Minh talking on the phone and typing in terminal.... "The conclusion is... it's broke!" -- Minh

22:53 <@jeffy> FUCK
22:53 <@jeffy> i just realized
22:53 <@jeffy> i forgot to eat dinner
22:53 <@jeffy> son of a bitch

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery

08:36 < achang> I'm dressed as Toad from Mario
08:36 < achang> but now I need to poop

Meastham: "The last time you had me mess with the db, we got banned from Campus LDAP for an hour." Vinod: "It wasn't THAAAAT bad..."