"Just so you know, I'm recovering from a long night of drinking" -tobor before a root meeting

"Having a retreat at the APR might as well be like going to the mountains, there's no cell reception in there!" -briandef

17:18 <%acarlson> victor: you don't have to tell me, i'm totally hip
17:19 <%acarlson> quit jiving me, turk-ey
17:19 <%acarlson> you got to sass it

jeremydw: "Do you guys know any good dramadies?" crh: "What about those afromantic-scifi-dramadies?"

mark: "hey melina, i owe you money. 5 dollars?" melina: "yup. i didn't charge you interest. i'm your friend."

23:31 < ^_^> apparently LA county is getting one step closer to requiring condoms for adult film shoots
23:31 < ^_^> could drive that multi-billion dollar industry out of SFV
23:32 < ^_^> or is it SGV
23:32 < ^_^> i could never rmemember which valley its in
23:53 <@eleung> san fernando valley
23:53 <@eleung> chatsworth is where the porn is filmed n such
23:53 < ^_^> well, maybe not for long
23:54 < ^_^> i guess you could say that the city really wants to keep this stuff under wraps
23:54 < ^_^> YEAHHHHHH

*capcha "the sraepr"*

"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

"No, no, no, you're not listening to me Perry... call Ian..." -Simon

10:54 <@^_^> omg so last night i had this dream that i was on a plane
10:54 <@^_^> that got shot down by nazi's
10:54 <@^_^> and then everyone was getting chased by the nazis
10:55 <@^_^> crash landed in somewhere in germany
10:55 <@^_^> so i tried to pretend to be japanese so at least they'd be like
"well, he's on the same side as us"
10:55 <@^_^> and when they asked me for my name, the first japanese name i came
up with was kiyoshi matsui
10:57 * dm will call mu brad matsui from now on