“does she look like ccowart? is it like having sex with ccowart??” - wendy

23:16 <@milki> i dont need friends
23:16 <@milki> i have irc!

"I could psuedocode it, but it would be really difficult to do in practice." -- ferlatte, on a perl script repairing a backhoed OCX

"Wow, a car is so much faster than walking" -gms, in awe. "Do you like these horseless carriages gms?" -dm

"Well, If you like having control in a Unix system, you might be a sudophile" -mattr

14:24 <@^_^> god my back is killing me
14:24 <@^_^> i dunno wy
14:28 < hnguyen> your boobs r too big
14:31 <@kristine> LOL

"Man why is there so little meat on these bones? Oh wait, they're ribs." -kiyoshi @ outback with new-US-staff

"Hey, want to ride the elevator together?" -Kristina to Dchen

"Well, all flavors of regular expressions have *that* in common." -- bsii, on gibberish

I'm going to the Asian food place in the Asian Ghetto. --Jesse