tobor: "It's not spam, it's targeted advertising. In this case, the target is everyone that has an email addresses." -tobor

Kiyoshi: OMG, why do I have to be so handsome?

16:03 < mattea> ccowart: do you remember? was it blee or something, who was locked out and did something random
on hal to get our attention
16:04 < briandef> hal.rescomp.berkeley.edu : Jan 14 17:29:20 : kevin : user NOT in sudoers ;
16:04 < briandef> TTY=ttyp6 ; PWD=/export/home/kevin ; USER=root ; COMMAND=get me into the
16:04 < briandef> building because mattea didnt have my keycard activated yet and the doors locked
16:04 < briandef> at 5

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

17:26 < ^_^> perry: days go by and still i think of you
17:26 < perry> i see...

"Statistically, they're already losers" --Erik, talking about Cha-bo residents in lead staff

jeremydw: "Do you guys know any good dramadies?" crh: "What about those afromantic-scifi-dramadies?"

@jeremydw this is how you free the nipple ☝️

It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

14:27 < milki> hah
14:27 < milki> someone on github is drunk and wants help
14:27 < milki> #github that is
14:28 < dm> lol
14:28 < dm> is it you milki?
14:28 < dm> :D
14:28 < milki> no, i dont need help on #github when im drunk
14:28 <@kristine> Lol
14:28 < milki> but i could use a swig
14:29 < dm> lol baller.
14:29 < dm> milki: so good.