10:26 achang:poo: are you going to pee in my car and THEN drive me around?
10:27 jch:pizza: for an additional fee, sure

"We'll love them, we'll care for them, and then we'll eat them." -Greg Snow, referring to the revival of the rescomp office fish

"If it's anything any sysadmin can do, bug ccowart." -runes

09:43 <+tmmecke> weee irc from over 1000 feet
09:47 < kberlin> tmmecke: woohoo virgin
09:47 < kberlin> tmmecke: how much lag?
09:47 <+tmmecke> kbIyup
09:47 <+tmmecke> wow
09:47 <+tmmecke> it lagged out my tab complete
09:47 < kberlin> LOL

"Man why is there so little meat on these bones? Oh wait, they're ribs." -kiyoshi @ outback with new-US-staff

17:26 < ^_^> perry: days go by and still i think of you
17:26 < perry> i see...

"Do you know which fast food chain would make bank if they were near campus? Panda Express." "Aaaawww yeeeah..." - two random guys walking by the ResComp area

"Batman is a subset of ninjas! COME ON!!!" -jeffy, on legendary

19:25 < crh> switch $desc_of_librarian ; case 'hot' do ask('out') ; case 'not_hot' do exit ; esac would have been executed

14:46 <@milki> tits....hot