Minh: "My lymph node! I might die!" Rune: "I _guarantee_ you will die."

At 17:14 Friday the 13th 2009, acarlson invoked the first ROFLCopter in irc.

"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

"I haven't seen a movie for a long time.... Wait, I saw one yesterday... Oh wait, that was for film class..." -Nikit

"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery

09:52 <@kristine> Where is everyone o_O
09:55 <@gms> who knows
09:59 <@joshu> I AM HERE
10:03 <@perry> ?
10:03 <@kristine> Lol
10:10 <@joshu> silent: where is everyone?
10:10 < infact> i think everyone is gonna smell like alcohol or spartacus
10:10 < silent> I hope everyone keeps talking about? The other is epicdary.
10:11 <@joshu> there you have it, kristine.
10:11 <@kristine> silent: What does Spartacus smell like?
10:11 < silent> I'm spartacus!
10:11 <@gms> :O

"I'm hungry enough to eat Chinese Food." -eeady

16:53 <%victor> too much candy in this office
16:53 <@gms> victor: it's no wellness fx
16:53 <@gms> lolol
16:53 <%victor> srsly
16:53 <%victor> also we're out of coconut water
16:53 <%victor> :|
16:53 <@gms> lol
16:54 < dm> lol #victorworldproblems

"talking about these deadlines... i feel like my integrity is gradually being eroded away" -- dennis, on programmers meeting deadlines