"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP

<bcollins> these programmer fellas keep talkin' about the colonel
<bcollins> i think they want to get some KFC or something
<bcollins> apparently he's be panicing lately
<bcollins> are chicken prices going up?

"I do things right the first time. Except it didn't work, so I did it right another time. But that didn't work either, so I did it right a third time." -jeffy

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

19:25 < crh> switch $desc_of_librarian ; case 'hot' do ask('out') ; case 'not_hot' do exit ; esac would have been executed

^_^: i am nothing but creative, petty, and vengeful

17:18 <%acarlson> victor: you don't have to tell me, i'm totally hip
17:19 <%acarlson> quit jiving me, turk-ey
17:19 <%acarlson> you got to sass it

"I'm hungry enough to eat Chinese Food." -eeady

"That's quite a juicy peach you got there!" -chuck at efung "It's a plum." -eleung