11:53 < jch> keenanp jsamwang I dont wannnna be old :( :(
11:54 < keenanp> Too bad.
11:55 <@kristine> jch: You're married
11:55 <@kristine> You're already old
11:56 < jch> kristine: stab to the heart bro
11:56 < jch> it's ok, my new years resolution is to be a silver fox
11:56 < jch> the first asian silver fox no less
11:56 <@kristine> What does that mean
11:57 < keenanp> My hair is starting to go gray
11:57 < keenanp> Little bits on the sides. Has been for years.
11:57 <@kristine> Oh
11:57 < keenanp> As long as I don't go bald, I'm fine with being a silver fox
(if that's what a silver fox is)
11:57 <@kristine> Is that what it means
11:57 < jch> kristine: it's like a 2nd puberty for guys
11:57 < jch> when they go from man
11:58 < jch> to gorgeous man
11:58 <@kristine> .
11:58 < dm> lolll

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15:03 < ^_^> that would be hilarious
15:03 < milki> is that possible?
15:04 < ^_^> i guess i'ts not different than reformating hal
15:04 < vinod> milki: do tyou have a script, that closes your windows
15:04 < milki> nothing in .irssi/config
15:04 < ^_^> i mean we all thought itw as probably impossible
15:04 < vinod> if you have too many windows
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < ^_^> until ccowart did it
15:04 < vinod> milki: it seems you might have something closing your windows lol.....
15:04 < milki> AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
15:04 < vinod> because youre cleanly parting.
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < milki> auto_leave.pl
15:04 < milki> >.>
15:04 < vinod> AHA
15:04 < vinod> I KNEW IT
15:04 < vinod> :D
15:04 < vinod> XD
15:04 < vinod> lolz
15:04 < milki> ok ok
15:04 < milki> my fault
15:04 < gms> lolz
15:04 < ^_^> wut?
15:04 < milki> i must have ragequitted
15:04 < ^_^> why do you have an auto_leave script?
15:05 < vinod> because
15:05 < vinod> people were
15:05 < ^_^> in perl no less
15:05 < ^_^> lol
15:05 < vinod> sajoining hm
15:05 < vinod> *him
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < vinod> so if he ragequits
15:05 < vinod> even if ppl sajoin him back
15:05 < vinod> he'll quit
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < ^_^> lollllllllllllllllll
15:05 < milki> ok...
15:05 < ^_^> nice
15:05 < ^_^> so milki *did* pwn himself
15:05 < milki> how do i kill the script >.>
15:05 < vinod> lolz
15:05 < gms> /script
15:05 < gms> ?
15:05 < ^_^> milki: sudo rm -rf /
15:05 < ^_^> will kill it for sure
15:05 < gms> /script unload
15:05 < gms> use /help
15:05 < gms> lol

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21:27 < kberlin> port IDs are:
21:27 < kberlin> 11D, 12D, 13D, 14D, 23D, 17D, 18D, 41D, 36D, 21D, and 22D
21:28 < milki> whoa, thats a lot of sizes
21:28 < ccowart> wtf
21:28 < ccowart> they're all "shut"
21:28 < milki> D ranges that much?
21:28 < ccowart> milki: D means data
21:28 < milki> oo
21:28 < milki> not like D cup
21:28 < ccowart> O.O

jch 19:39: m cvbnm’;

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