"I'm a unicorn!" -liuhoting

Mu: "Well I don't know if it's inappropriate as it is... interesting. Anything interesting to me is yeah...probably on the shady side." Anna: "So you have standards now."

Chris: "It's Friday" Graham: "Yeah, it's that day when we don't have school and stuff the next day..." Ian: "There's another day like that, but I usually don't remember it."

"Well, If you like having control in a Unix system, you might be a sudophile" -mattr

"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend

22:53 <@jeffy> FUCK
22:53 <@jeffy> i just realized
22:53 <@jeffy> i forgot to eat dinner
22:53 <@jeffy> son of a bitch

"You know, you can actually type pretty fast with only one finger on one hand." --Tim

11:19 <@kristine> Why is it so cold in SF
11:19 <@kristine> :(
11:22 <@gms> it's july
11:26 <@kristine> ...
11:26 <@kristine> That's supposed to explain things to me?
11:27 <@gms> yup

18:50 < ccowart> 3334777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
18:53 <@victor> pwned?
19:13 < dm> might be a stray pet

melcher: "When I was eating doughnuts, I was too health conscious to drink coffee. Now that I'm drinking coffee, I'm too health conscious to eat doughnuts."