"My RCCs come first before my life." - Keenan

"But I like the paraplegic mouse..." - crh on apple mice

"Eat my cucumber if you love it so much." -terrio

16:19 < ^_^> there could be biases involved
16:20 < ^_^> for instance, if someone spewed jizz in my face and i knew about it, i'd probably roll around on teh ground screaming
16:20 < ^_^> doesn't mean i'm allergic to it

"That's what we do at Unit 1, we distract and conquer!" -kititep

"I'm going to keep spouting buzzwords at you until you get better!" -Ian to an RCC

"Yeah, I'm not very good at the whole security thing." -dchen (NetSec)

"Well, all flavors of regular expressions have *that* in common." -- bsii, on gibberish

23:23 < MagicBall> MagicH8Ball: Not now
23:23 < MagicH8Ball> MagicBall: Let me ask YOU something. Do you hear that? It's the sound of me not caring.

"talking about these deadlines... i feel like my integrity is gradually being eroded away" -- dennis, on programmers meeting deadlines