14:53 < milki> huh
14:54 < milki> theres something hard sticking in my pants

"That's quite a juicy peach you got there!" -chuck at efung "It's a plum." -eleung

Dexli: "And UVA doesn't have CalConnects." Parms: "Yeah, they don't have CalConnects; they just have problems."

Asking michaeljin to pose for hiring photos:

"Michaeljin, I need your body!"

"We're supposed to know all the risks. All of them. Even those that we don't know about." -crh, on the purpose of the Security-X Team

"Hey, want to ride the elevator together?" -Kristina to Dchen

Donson: "What are the flowers for?" Mu: "I pissed off my girlfriend this morning." Donson: "Ooo, someone's going to get some good stuff tonight"

"Ian, don't you think that if dchen or Dexter were a girl, they should hook up? It'd be really cute, I really think so." (5 minutes later) "DON'T YOU THINK SO!??" - Lilly

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

tobor: "It's not spam, it's targeted advertising. In this case, the target is everyone that has an email addresses." -tobor