12:17 < ccowart> vinod: it wasn't a math joke, it was a everyone jokes dexter won't live long joke
12:17 < vinod> well, i guess 15% then.
12:17 < milki> ccowart: thats what they say
12:17 < milki> o wait..thats not my hair

"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients

15:04 < dm> victor: I don't care about voting, I wanna post a quip

15:15 * dm posts dchen to 4chan
15:15 <@keenanp> 4chen?

On vim tutor: "Just do it before you go to bed." -yontege

"Coolbeans!" --Wendy ... "There's nothing wrong with coolbeans!" --Vanessa

16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave
16:28 < jsamwang> LOL
16:28 <@^_^> calvin: lolllll

"If you can go one way, you can go the other way." - ccowart

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

21:44 < vinod> Rumors circulating the internet of a fan stabbing another attendee in the eye over coveted seats, and of a victim clad in a " Harry Potter T-shirt soaked in blood," are inaccurate, according to authorities.
21:45 < vinod> .....
21:49 <%victor> lol
21:50 < kberlin> so that rumor is a... fan fiction?