^_^: i am nothing but creative, petty, and vengeful

15:45 <%victor> QQ stocks are up

"I am making small sheets of paper with people's name on them" -ccowart "Is that for hiring?" -willchen "Yes. Yes, that is how we do hiring." -ccowart

"Do you even know who Elton John is?" -eeeady "Yeah, sure. He was in the Lion King right?"-Liuhoting

Dchen: "Man, this water's lacking something. Wait, I know what... a sandwich." (after eating two Cheese 'n Stuff sandwiches)

"When I grow up I wanna be like Eric (Klavon)!" - Andrew

16:54 <@joshu> I prefer the dark meat of baptised babies
16:54 <@joshu> it's tender and delicious teriyaki style

13:25 < dchen> "I joined rescomp to meet girls, but all I got was ccowart"

15:10 <@kiyoshi> because we are infallable

On getting a reference letter: "I need to find someone to lie!" -lilly