Dex: "I can't believe how much crap I've been getting from others about fighting you to a draw." Stephanie: "Aw, I didn't know that you went through all that. I should have thrown the fight."

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

achang [09:15] i could use more fart jokes today

12:06 < nghi> marynguyen thinks everything is a scam...but most of the time this is true

jeffie: "Ah man, I sat on my banana. No wonder my back was so wet..."

"I like 19 minute meetings" - Greg, at the end of a meeting. "I can only think of 18 things I like better" - George

Donson: "What are the flowers for?" Mu: "I pissed off my girlfriend this morning." Donson: "Ooo, someone's going to get some good stuff tonight"

"I am making small sheets of paper with people's name on them" -ccowart "Is that for hiring?" -willchen "Yes. Yes, that is how we do hiring." -ccowart

16:37 achang:poo: DRINKING BEGINS
16:37 PANTS BEGONE
16:38 jch:pizza: Wooooooo
16:38 Pee everywhere
16:38 achang:poo: i'm going to go pee in my compost
16:38 jch:pizza: Establish your territory

"There's no man pages on how to load a gun!" - Dexter