"Are you Harry Potter?" -liuhoting upon hearing for the first time there's a scar on jeremydw's head

"I'm hungry enough to eat Chinese Food." -eeady

16:05 < dm> lol gj silent
16:05 < silent> Dex: Gj all overing my desk lamp.
16:05 < dm> waT
16:05 < milki> wat
16:05 < gms> kinky
16:06 < dm> LOL
16:06 < keenanp> CPS is going to take infact away from us. :(
16:08 < ccowart> :(
16:16 <@calvin> :(
16:27 < Dex> What that is something I never said
16:27 < Dex> What are you doing to my flawless reputation silent
16:27 < silent> What are you even doing right now - LEFT-HANDED. Flawless, too.
16:27 < jsamwang> what

"We'll love them, we'll care for them, and then we'll eat them." -Greg Snow, referring to the revival of the rescomp office fish

18:50 < ccowart> 3334777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
18:53 <@victor> pwned?
19:13 < dm> might be a stray pet

13:25 < dchen> "I joined rescomp to meet girls, but all I got was ccowart"

"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery

"Through confusion we rise." -Perry on 150

"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script