14:33 < ccowart> my name is jch. I'm a snooty tea lover.

simon: "You're still underpaying..." ccowart: "I owe you twenty two and a half cents..." simon: "I'll keep that in mind."

"We just need to wait for the child labor to materialize. I'm sure it will." - Dedra

11:26 <@calvin> kristine: you too, should get a girlfriend
11:26 <@calvin> !
11:26 <@calvin> milki's available

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

70% of all problems lie between chair and keyboard

"...wait... operations coordinator Anna? She's our age? I thought she was like 30!" -Rescomp alum

"So you're like a Leonardo de Vinci..." -crh "No, I don't have a shell on my back... wait a minute..." -dex

It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

21:44 < vinod> Rumors circulating the internet of a fan stabbing another attendee in the eye over coveted seats, and of a victim clad in a " Harry Potter T-shirt soaked in blood," are inaccurate, according to authorities.
21:45 < vinod> .....
21:49 <%victor> lol
21:50 < kberlin> so that rumor is a... fan fiction?