I'm going to the Asian food place in the Asian Ghetto. --Jesse

08:34 achang:poo: good morning
08:34 yawn (1 MB)
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08:43 perry washes @achang
08:44 achang:poo: washes @perry
09:04 ccowart no washing
09:05 perry washes @achang more
09:10 achang:poo: washes @perry gently

11:26 <@calvin> kristine: you too, should get a girlfriend
11:26 <@calvin> !
11:26 <@calvin> milki's available

dchen 13:52 i remember around december, my android phone was like YOU HAVE TO UPDATE NOW OR ULL GET HACKED GOGOGOGOG
13:52 and i don't remember it ever doing that before

"Would you like a Gentoo LiveCD that _won't_ fubar your computer?" -ccowart

dsmith: "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was reading mathematics."

14:24 < acarlson> i have wondered about that place though, everyone else in my
family loves coffee so i'll send em there
14:41 < kelly> the carlson's filtering through rockridge bart
14:41 < kelly> percolating their thoughts
14:42 < kelly> straining their eyes to see the sights
14:42 < kelly> *carlsons
14:42 < kelly> .....
14:42 < kelly> by any beans necessary...
14:42 < victor> kelly: wow.
14:42 < kelly> don't make me espresso myself all alone
14:42 < kelly> OKAY FINE THIS IS GOLD NOBODY APPRECIATES THIS.
14:42 < victor> *claps*
14:44 < kelly> victor: are you being sarcastic
14:44 < victor> kelly: why would you accuse me of such a thing
14:44 < kelly> victor: if you aren't - thanks! if you are.. you mocha me sick
14:44 < vinod> LOL
[...]
14:47 < aneesh> am I latte to the puns? I guess so
14:47 < aneesh> QQ
[...]
14:49 < kelly> aneesh: crema me a river
14:50 < aneesh> kelly: this is definitely reasonable grounds for that
14:52 < kelly> i knew you had a good one brewing
14:53 < aneesh> we're going to run out of bad joes eventually
14:53 < joshu> burr with us, we've got a few more to grind out
14:55 < kelly> joshu: or maybe we'll just keep gaining steam
14:56 < joshu> Kenya keep it up much longer?
[...]
15:05 < kelly> joshu: aren't you a cu"tea"
15:05 < kelly> cue...tea...
15:05 < kelly> fine i'm done okay, is everyone here happy!?
15:06 < aneesh> the puns aren't that bad, they haven't made anyone leaf yet
15:08 < joshu> yeah I think this pun conversation has gone on oolong.
15:08 < kelly> if they do i guess it's just not their cuppa tea
[...]
15:08 < vinod> i dont know
15:08 < vinod> how long this quip is going to get
[...]
15:08 < aneesh> vinod: just splut the tea into its own one
15:08 < aneesh> *split
15:09 < joshu> no need for brevitea
15:09 < vinod> LOL
15:11 < kelly> joshu: i guess this is your specialtea
15:11 < joshu> i chai my best
15:13 < kelly> this one might go on for oolong time

'As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way.' ~ A "fortune cookie" from King Dong's

10:40 <@milki> gaah
10:40 <@milki> i all over my shirt again -.-
10:40 < gms> :o
10:40 <@milki> but it feels nice
10:40 <@milki> so its ok
10:40 < gms> >.>

"How are your bugs going?" "They hurt! They have teeth!" -mht