16:28 < dm> I keep telling people that their answer is a sugardaddy
16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave

13:26 < dm> I have chinese daughter, lemme go farm her out to some penis tour

@jeremydw this is how you free the nipple ☝️

eleung [18:48]
Guys

eleung [18:48]
Im in line at the apple store

eleung [18:48]
Theyre in stock but they domt have enough people to help the tards set them up

eleung [18:48]
This is stupid

eleung [18:48]
Just sell me the phone

milki [18:49]
are you one of the tards?

11:03 < kristine> dm: I liked achang's team slutting

"I need to go to therapy.... but it's soo expensive!!!!" -milki

Paranoia is a healthy, healthy thing ~alexr, late one night in the office

16:27 <@eleung> i just 3d printed a bowtie
16:28 <@gms> I guess it's more kid-friendly than gun parts/accessories
16:28 < kristine> Wut
16:28 < perry> less useful in a zombiie invasion
16:29 <@eleung> at least i will be the only one wearing a bright orange bowtie during the zombie apocalypse
16:29 <@eleung> gunning down zombies in style

12:17 < ccowart> vinod: it wasn't a math joke, it was a everyone jokes dexter won't live long joke
12:17 < vinod> well, i guess 15% then.
12:17 < milki> ccowart: thats what they say
12:17 < milki> o wait..thats not my hair

jimmyngo [10:37] i was not invited to the orgy