"If I went into a company that did $140 million in revenue and they told me that some of their most critical systems are maintained by part time temporary employees, I would tell them they're insane. Here, it's student leadership." - acarlson

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

jch:pizza:  [11:04 PM]
TMUSK(topic) - time in milliseconds since musk tweeted about `topic`

"DO NOT joke about playing trivial pursuit! That is SERIOUS business!" - ccowart

10:09 < dm> They were giving out Java Monster Energy Drinks, Kona Blend on Market St this morning
10:09 < dm> I got one
10:09 < dm> I am on a whole different plane of existence
10:10 < dm> this must be how Justin Higgins feels

v(^_^)v <(..)> <(..<)

13:17 < briandef> but, what have we learned from having 8 million passwords to your site leaked?
13:17 < briandef> stock price up 8 cents
13:17 < milki> lolwut

17:18 <%acarlson> victor: you don't have to tell me, i'm totally hip
17:19 <%acarlson> quit jiving me, turk-ey
17:19 <%acarlson> you got to sass it

Paranoia is a healthy, healthy thing ~alexr, late one night in the office

"That's quite a juicy peach you got there!" -chuck at efung "It's a plum." -eleung