"Batman is a subset of ninjas! COME ON!!!" -jeffy, on legendary

"It's ok if I declare war on somebody because I suck at war." -jeremydw

20:40 <@^_^> victor: this is an ipad, not a cock

08:32 < kristine> You guys didn't come...?
08:33 < kristine> :(
09:14 <@eleung> kristine: of all the ways you could have phrased that question, you chose that one
09:17 < kristine> eleung: I haet you
09:17 < kristine> hate*

Dchen: "Man, this water's lacking something. Wait, I know what... a sandwich." (after eating two Cheese 'n Stuff sandwiches)

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

"Hey Chris. We have too many quotes of Minh. Go quote me." - Devin.

eeeady: Dex, big girls don't cry / Dex: does that mean I'm a girl? / milki: no, at least you're not big

"Well, all flavors of regular expressions have *that* in common." -- bsii, on gibberish

12:40 <@wei> hunter2 <-- changed to protect the innocent
12:43 < eleung> is that your pw?
12:45 < kberlin> YES
12:45 < kberlin> YES
12:45 < kberlin> YES
12:45 -!- hacos [hacos@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #marketing
12:45 < hacos> quick save it!
12:45 -!- scotspin [scotspin@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #marketing
12:46 < kberlin> YES
12:46 < kberlin> YESSSSS
12:46 < hacos> save it
12:46 -!- eleung was kicked from #marketing by wei [wei]
12:46 < hacos> quick
12:46 < kberlin> hunter2
12:46 -!- eleung [eleung@irc.Housing.Berkeley.EDU] has joined #marketing
12:46 -!- kberlin was kicked from #marketing by wei [wei]
12:46 < hacos> REALLY?!
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12:46 < hacos> lawls
12:46 -!- victor was kicked from #marketing by wei [wei]