"I'm totally legit." -dex (with a total straight face at Security X-Team)

anna, at the end of a lead-staff meeting: "Is that really it? I'm asking purely for the purpose of taking minutes."

22:25 < willchen> Ah, yes. You should study for your midterm. 22:25 < willchen> We all know what happens if we neglect school 22:25 < hacos> haha, a certain role model exists

16:18 < ccowart> #foodP!!1
16:18 < milki> no
16:19 < milki> its called #general
16:19 -!- milki was kicked from #general by ccowart [ccowart]

21:44 < vinod> Rumors circulating the internet of a fan stabbing another attendee in the eye over coveted seats, and of a victim clad in a " Harry Potter T-shirt soaked in blood," are inaccurate, according to authorities.
21:45 < vinod> .....
21:49 <%victor> lol
21:50 < kberlin> so that rumor is a... fan fiction?

"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

milki 13:34
uh
so ive heard of wine and salad pairings
but... i accidentally put the wine IN the salad
anyway to salvage?

Chris: "It's Friday" Graham: "Yeah, it's that day when we don't have school and stuff the next day..." Ian: "There's another day like that, but I usually don't remember it."

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

12:40 < achang> my butt is so mad
12:40 < achang> i ate at a foodtruck today
12:40 < achang> and
12:40 < achang> i keep having diarrhea
12:40 < achang> sob sob sob
12:41 < ^_^> thanks
12:41 < ^_^> i'm eating right now