@jeremydw this is how you free the nipple ☝️

08:58 < keenanp> WTF CyberCoders. Stop sending me recruitment email. I can neither code nor can I cyber.
08:59 <@eleung> cybering
08:59 <@eleung> what's that
08:59 < keenanp> I'll show you someday.

"I wanna go on death row!" exclaims Lilly

10:54 <@^_^> omg so last night i had this dream that i was on a plane
10:54 <@^_^> that got shot down by nazi's
10:54 <@^_^> and then everyone was getting chased by the nazis
10:55 <@^_^> crash landed in somewhere in germany
10:55 <@^_^> so i tried to pretend to be japanese so at least they'd be like
"well, he's on the same side as us"
10:55 <@^_^> and when they asked me for my name, the first japanese name i came
up with was kiyoshi matsui
10:57 * dm will call mu brad matsui from now on

"Don't ask me for logical thinking right now." - anna

19:59 <vinod> are you two hanging out a lot or something. wtf
19:59 <vinod> yeah bring your japanese friend so i can kick him
19:59 <vinod> kick him into the bay
19:59 <vinod> in the direction of japan
19:59 <vinod> XD
20:01 <vinod> isn't he still trying to pick you up in the most direct way possible :|
20:01 <vinod> short of yelling 'WOMAN!' and carrying you home in a sack.
20:01 <vinod> LOLOLOL
20:01 * vinod lols

14:10 <+^_^> all i've been doing the past 5 minutes is playing with it
14:11 <+ccowart> 14:10 <+^_^> all i've been doing the past 5 minutes is playing
with it
14:11 <+ccowart> fuck context.
14:11 <+^_^> ....
14:12 -!- ccowart changed the topic of #general to: 14:10 <+^_^> all i've been
doing the past 5 minutes is playing with it
14:20 < dm> ^_^: stop playing with it. Might fall off.

16:28 < dm> I keep telling people that their answer is a sugardaddy
16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave

16:06 < nbaldwin> dearest maxb,
16:06 < nbaldwin> fixed.
16:06 < nbaldwin> forever yours,
16:06 < nbaldwin> nbaldwin

"When the apocalpyse comes, I bet vienna sausages will still be fine." -victor