"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

14:04:27 < perry> wow, csco planning layoffs
14:04:33 < gms> ya
14:04:33 < victor> wewt
14:04:37 < gms> not surprising
14:04:41 < perry> Chambers said the company plans a "workforce reduction," the
scope of which will be decided over the summer.
14:04:47 < victor> geegee
14:05:04 < victor> just following nokia's lead
14:05:05 < victor> lol
14:05:05 < ^_^> perry: well good thing i dont work for cisco
14:05:07 < victor> axe all the engineers
14:05:14 < perry> lol
14:05:20 < kevin> they're probably not axing too many engineers
14:05:20 <+joshu> axe them what?
14:05:41 < calvin> axe about them
14:06:07 < dm> lol
14:06:46 < dm> axe them to not work anymore?

On getting a reference letter: "I need to find someone to lie!" -lilly

"this is horrible. i've been inside so long my [solar-powered] watch has ran out of batteries. this is the second time it's happened." - perry

"The programmer mission statement is, 'We exist...' " -milki at old / new lead staff retreat

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

10:06 <%meastham> ugh
10:07 <%meastham> coffee machine is so far away
10:07 <%meastham> have to go all the way up the stairs
10:09 < crimsonzen> #firstworldproblems

you know what i'm running on sol? rm -rf hal -- mike tauras, in the process of replacing a disk for sol

09:49 < waf> universe has not had a dump for 24 hours

"Do you even know who Elton John is?" -eeeady "Yeah, sure. He was in the Lion King right?"-Liuhoting