"It won't be long before they'll all be taller than you, Dexter." -Perry on Dedra's babies

jeffie: "Ah man, I sat on my banana. No wonder my back was so wet..."

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

jch: "Okay, now for the Cookie bug" randy: "man, that's the most delicious sounding bug I've ever heard of"

15:12 caret_caret mmm love me some cunt

08:43 caret_caret well good news is that the red line is fainter, if that means anything
08:45 dm so you're less pregnant?
08:48 caret_caret guess so

18:10:22 <+justjake> why should I trust you
18:10:28 <@vinod> i'm vinod
18:10:31 <+justjake> you make shanks
18:10:36 <@vinod> no one knows that.
18:10:39 <@vinod> >..
18:10:40 <@vinod> <.<
18:10:40 <@vinod> >.>
18:10:45 <@vinod> you can trust me with all your data ^^
18:10:54 * vinod security knowledge yes yes good

vinod: guess i get two lunches while the intern starves

"What we need to do is eliminate the concept of a person all together!" ~ rohit, on semester goals (contracts)

It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming