Simon: I can't stand be in the office when he's around

"What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of our infrastructure working." -dchen's favorite line

11:54 < vinod> MagicBall: (grep {$iphone_controller_beer_cannon eq $_} @smart_ideas) ? 'yes' : 'no' #?
11:54 < MagicBall> vinod: Yes
11:54 < vinod> WHOA
11:54 < vinod> :D
11:55 < vinod> that was awesome.

-- It was ccowart, back from the grave.
-- ccowart isn't dead.
-- .... oh.

03:08 <+meastham> bahaha
03:08 <+meastham> sober enough to unlock my ssh key

19:16 <+chevans> rishard: stop take all my internats!
19:16 < rishard> chevans: imma steal ur ip address
19:17 <%hnguyen> i'll interNAT your face
19:18 < rishard> oh look at hnguyen being all punny
19:19 <@kberlin> ACK, that's a terrible joke
19:19 <%hnguyen> ugh that joke is a SYN
19:19 <@kberlin> give it a RST

"You should leave me alone, I hear nerdiness like mine is contagious." --crh to a CA

"I've heard of the mystical/epic beast - this Rohit" - Minh Tran

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person

"The people you don't see here have been dealt with." -Anna, on people missing in the December Student Supervisors Monthly Meeting