22:25 < willchen> Ah, yes. You should study for your midterm. 22:25 < willchen> We all know what happens if we neglect school 22:25 < hacos> haha, a certain role model exists

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

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10:41 < jch> mht: mht: mht: YOU HAD A BABY??
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13:25 < dchen> "I joined rescomp to meet girls, but all I got was ccowart"

16:03 < kevin> im naming any kids i have hilber

15:08 < vinod> infact: youre unvited to my lemonparty!

"I haven't seen a movie for a long time.... Wait, I saw one yesterday... Oh wait, that was for film class..." -Nikit

"* gms loves The Punisher" - gms

22:00 < kberlin> I am not a pothead

"You know Chris, that sort of thing is grounds for dismissal...from LDAP." --Devin to his brother, when Chris killed his X session