"Oh well, better to be a Scotty than a La Forge." -terrio

"Don't ask me for logical thinking right now." - anna

"So you're like a Leonardo de Vinci..." -crh "No, I don't have a shell on my back... wait a minute..." -dex

23:49 < kberlin> etymology-la? 23:49 < ccowart> chuck-la? 23:49 < aonwiler> kberlin: fail - la

13:14 < keenanp> I have a crappy choice in teams.

<bcollins> these programmer fellas keep talkin' about the colonel
<bcollins> i think they want to get some KFC or something
<bcollins> apparently he's be panicing lately
<bcollins> are chicken prices going up?

"There are no technical people in the room. I mean, if we were using kate, we wouldn't be getting anything done." -mattr

12:40 < achang> my butt is so mad
12:40 < achang> i ate at a foodtruck today
12:40 < achang> and
12:40 < achang> i keep having diarrhea
12:40 < achang> sob sob sob
12:41 < ^_^> thanks
12:41 < ^_^> i'm eating right now

11:12 <@kristine> perry: My friend's dog is a horrible dog
11:12 <@kristine> When he gets excited (i.e. whenever he sees a human he
doesn't live with)
11:12 <@kristine> He'll start peeing uncontrollably for a bit
11:12 <@perry> >_<, yeah, i'm glad he doesn't do that
11:12 < gms> kristine: so like an old person

18:06 < vinod> maybe if i squish t
18:06 < milki|lamed> why is your bannana exploding?
18:06 < vinod> and it will squirt/splatter everywhere