"Too close for missles, switching to guns!"

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

"My RCC career ends in 20 minutes." -victor "So when do you start programming?" -ccowart "In 21 minutes." -dm

16:06 < nbaldwin> dearest maxb,
16:06 < nbaldwin> fixed.
16:06 < nbaldwin> forever yours,
16:06 < nbaldwin> nbaldwin

18:10:22 <+justjake> why should I trust you
18:10:28 <@vinod> i'm vinod
18:10:31 <+justjake> you make shanks
18:10:36 <@vinod> no one knows that.
18:10:39 <@vinod> >..
18:10:40 <@vinod> <.<
18:10:40 <@vinod> >.>
18:10:45 <@vinod> you can trust me with all your data ^^
18:10:54 * vinod security knowledge yes yes good

10:13 < dm> My friend from japan said
10:13 < dm> mazdas are the armpit of japanese cars
10:14 < gms> lol
10:14 < dm> no one over there has one with pride
10:14 < dm> lololol
10:14 < gms> lol
10:14 <@eleung> didn't han have a mazda in tokyo drift
10:15 < dm> eleung: that's why han died

(04:05:32 PM) miree: also apartment
(04:05:35 PM) miree: filled with dead bugs
(04:05:39 PM) dm: wat
(04:05:41 PM) dm: sobad
(04:05:43 PM) miree: lots of dead bugs
(04:05:45 PM) miree: from break
(04:05:47 PM) miree: when i was gone
(04:05:50 PM) miree: i'm so grossed out
(04:05:50 PM) dm: well, I guess it's good they're not live
(04:05:53 PM) miree: yeah
(04:05:57 PM) dm: They were all like
(04:05:58 PM) miree: they always die in the same areas
(04:06:00 PM) dm: aww no miree
(04:06:03 PM) dm: no miree to eat on
(04:06:06 PM) dm: /dies
(04:06:08 PM) miree: LOLLLLL
(04:06:14 PM) ***miree gets more grossed out
(04:06:14 PM) miree: ahaha

"They're shiny!" -milki referring to Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama after third presidential debate

"talking about these deadlines... i feel like my integrity is gradually being eroded away" -- dennis, on programmers meeting deadlines

"LoJack for laptops is $15/month. You could pay for WoW with that... LoJack for laptops is worthless anyway. You could just subpoena the WoW server for connection information and it would be LoJack for free!" -dchen