11:20 <@ccowart> it seriously overshot my spread

"But I like the paraplegic mouse..." - crh on apple mice

^_^: i am nothing but creative, petty, and vengeful

08:32 < kristine> You guys didn't come...?
08:33 < kristine> :(
09:14 <@eleung> kristine: of all the ways you could have phrased that question, you chose that one
09:17 < kristine> eleung: I haet you
09:17 < kristine> hate*

16:37 achang:poo: DRINKING BEGINS
16:37 PANTS BEGONE
16:38 jch:pizza: Wooooooo
16:38 Pee everywhere
16:38 achang:poo: i'm going to go pee in my compost
16:38 jch:pizza: Establish your territory

09:49 < waf> universe has not had a dump for 24 hours

"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

01:39 <@kristine> Wtf
01:39 <@kristine> Why is milki stripping
01:39 <@kristine> This is very NSFW territory here

< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party

@jeremydw this is how you free the nipple ☝️