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jch:pizza:  [11:04 PM]
TMUSK(topic) - time in milliseconds since musk tweeted about `topic`

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16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave
16:28 < jsamwang> LOL
16:28 <@^_^> calvin: lolllll

<bcollins> these programmer fellas keep talkin' about the colonel
<bcollins> i think they want to get some KFC or something
<bcollins> apparently he's be panicing lately
<bcollins> are chicken prices going up?

"If you don't get error messages in your cron, you should be worried." --ferlatte

"625 = 250 + 3 x 125 (4 clicks to purchase). Resident must have excercised the human capacity for patience by clicking purchase pages 4 times instead of waiting briefly." ~tim

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16:38 < ccowart> but if I wear the crotch out of one more pair of jeans, I'm gonna have to find more appropriate clothing

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