12:23 < kiyoshi> i think i just missed the garbage truck...
12:23 < milki> you trying to get on?

13:07 -!- tmmecke_ [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has joined #general
13:11 < tmmecke_> dm: mah admin machine randomly rebooted
13:12 < tmmecke_> you should /kill tmmecke , he's a zombie
13:29 < kristine> That's what the evil twin says
13:38 < willchen> Which one do we believe?!
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14:12 -!- tmmecke [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has quit [Quit: leaving]
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14:13 < tmmecke> it wasn't actually a zombie
14:13 < briandef> wow, shellshock is amazing
14:13 < tmmecke> apparently my admin machine didn't reboot, but dumped me to the login window without killing my old
screen session
14:13 < tmmecke> amazing
14:13 < briandef> nice
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15:11 < dm> oops, that was too late
15:11 < dm> loolllll

15:57 < kristine> Wait wtf when did the topic change
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic for #general: 14:52 * kristine cowpoops
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic set by ChanServ [services@caffeinatedcode.com] [Tue Sep 23 14:52:41 2014]
15:57 < tmmecke> a little over an hour ago
15:57 < kristine> Dammit chanserv
15:57 < willchen> tmmecke: Tue Sep 23
15:58 < tmmecke> woops
15:58 < tmmecke> a little over 25 hours ago*
16:00 < kristine> Feels like I'm often the topic of this channel
16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:01 < willchen> infact: kristine is also NSFW
16:02 < perry> willchen: maybe it's time ^_^ pass on the nsfw award
16:03 < willchen> What an honour
16:03 < kristine> D:
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16:12 -!- ChanServ changed the topic of #general to: 16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:13 < willchen> Lol
16:13 < kristine> Noooooooooooooo
16:14 < gms> ahahaha

"Apparently there are these programmers who live high up on a mountain peak somewhere and can never be disturbed" - A U4 Resident on his account not getting fixed quickly enough

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

"If it's anything any sysadmin can do, bug ccowart." -runes

[insert rescomp story about unix command "df"]; Jesse: That pretty much sums up my work last week.

"I'm a pretty little Dutch girl, as pretty as can be. All the boys in the neighborhood are crazy over me!" - Minh

16:38 < ccowart> but if I wear the crotch out of one more pair of jeans, I'm gonna have to find more appropriate clothing

16:06 < dm> nothing unifies #general like kristine breaking google