"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

jch 19:39: m cvbnm’;

dchen 13:52 i remember around december, my android phone was like YOU HAVE TO UPDATE NOW OR ULL GET HACKED GOGOGOGOG
13:52 and i don't remember it ever doing that before

"Hey hey hey! I'm Dexter and I'm a pretty unicorn" -liuhoting

"The people you don't see here have been dealt with." -Anna, on people missing in the December Student Supervisors Monthly Meeting

"There are no technical people in the room. I mean, if we were using kate, we wouldn't be getting anything done." -mattr

jch:pizza:  [11:04 PM]
TMUSK(topic) - time in milliseconds since musk tweeted about `topic`

"Erik is like the Rescomp mom" -tobor

12:33 <%dchen> ^_^ are you comparing yourself to tiger woods
12:33 <@^_^> clearly not cuz tiger woods is black
12:33 <@^_^> therefore is very well endowed
12:34 * ^_^ cannot compete with such hereditary properties
12:34 <@^_^> darn my asian genes
12:34 <%dchen> are you saying you have a small penis
12:34 <@^_^> no
12:35 <@^_^> i just saying i'm not hung like a horse
12:35 <@^_^> like i imagine tiger woods would be
12:35 <@kristine> ...

"talking about these deadlines... i feel like my integrity is gradually being eroded away" -- dennis, on programmers meeting deadlines