“does she look like ccowart? is it like having sex with ccowart??” - wendy

ccowart: At the Giants game. Scoreboard has 4 columns: R, H, E, and L. Runs, hits, errors I know. L is a mystery that currently reads 7-5. What the hell is L?
briandef: RedHat has really good ad people...

Mark: It's OK, we'll just play with ourselves...

"Print accounting? We don't know if it's broken or not. It could be working in some dimension X." - Devin

09:21 < kristine> Did you rub yourself all over it
09:22 < achang> Not ALL of myself
09:25 < kristine> You have disappointed your ancestors

crh, to terrio: "my degree is worth more than yours." terrio: "we'll see about that." minh: "devin, can i live in your garage?" terrio: "i won't have a garage. i'll have a stable. with horses." minh: "ohhh, a real mustang!"

"The rain is an automatic shower." - Dexter

21:44 < vinod> Rumors circulating the internet of a fan stabbing another attendee in the eye over coveted seats, and of a victim clad in a " Harry Potter T-shirt soaked in blood," are inaccurate, according to authorities.
21:45 < vinod> .....
21:49 <%victor> lol
21:50 < kberlin> so that rumor is a... fan fiction?

"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

"If you can go one way, you can go the other way." - ccowart