"We'll love them, we'll care for them, and then we'll eat them." -Greg Snow, referring to the revival of the rescomp office fish

"Some ancient cultures believed that ramen brought us closer to God." -kberlin on the secret ingredient

70% of all problems lie between chair and keyboard

"Through confusion we rise." -Perry on 150

19:16 <+chevans> rishard: stop take all my internats!
19:16 < rishard> chevans: imma steal ur ip address
19:17 <%hnguyen> i'll interNAT your face
19:18 < rishard> oh look at hnguyen being all punny
19:19 <@kberlin> ACK, that's a terrible joke
19:19 <%hnguyen> ugh that joke is a SYN
19:19 <@kberlin> give it a RST

LAFFO!!!

milki 13:34
uh
so ive heard of wine and salad pairings
but... i accidentally put the wine IN the salad
anyway to salvage?

[14:08] dm: ssh dmojado@hal.rescomp.berkeley.edu
[14:08] dm: HkBxRB$uCgqGHv@TSctS$c7J
[14:08] dm: dammit.

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script

crh to terrio: "You joined the enemy with that sysadmin team. You know that netsec and sysadmin are like *fighting motions* ..."