<@stephen_tu> milki: stop failing < ccowart> stephen_tu: that's like telling an alcoholic not to drink

15:08 < vinod> infact: youre unvited to my lemonparty!

"I've heard of the mystical/epic beast - this Rohit" - Minh Tran

< kiyoshi> oh my god i forgot to invite my girlfriend to my party

12:01 < milki> whoa
12:01 < milki> black on black violence

16:28 < dm> I keep telling people that their answer is a sugardaddy
16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

14:01 < keenanp> dex: Don't listen to tmmecke. Your contributions will always be here.
14:01 < keenanp> WinSys Sonnet
14:01 < keenanp> By Dexter Liu
14:01 < keenanp> A: Have you encountered the mythical beast?
14:01 < keenanp> B: Fire breathing, strength of 10 RCCs,
14:01 < keenanp> A: Microsoft SQL server of the east
14:01 < keenanp> B: Kills the unprepared with black lung disease
14:01 < keenanp> C: Winsys will arm you with sword shield and boots
14:01 < keenanp> D: Teach you buffs, auras, and abilities
14:01 < keenanp> C: And now our guild is looking for recruits
14:01 < keenanp> D: A guild with endless possibilites
14:01 < keenanp> E: With their god powers, sysadmins' commands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Secure systems from all attack vectors
14:01 < keenanp> E: From first boot to production winsys stands
14:01 < keenanp> F: Silent guardians, watchful protectors
14:02 < keenanp> G: The path of winsys is not for the lame
14:02 < keenanp> G: The chose ones must pass through fire and flame

15:23 <@victor> sigh i hate rails

"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate