13:26 < dm> I have chinese daughter, lemme go farm her out to some penis tour

dchen, "You've been in rescomp 4 years?" stephanie, "no, 3." dchen. "You're only two years older? Why are you so much more mature than me?" (This is funny because Stephanie looks 16).

"LoJack for laptops is $15/month. You could pay for WoW with that... LoJack for laptops is worthless anyway. You could just subpoena the WoW server for connection information and it would be LoJack for free!" -dchen

15:17 <@victor> infact: DP?
15:17 < infact> DP is kinda gross cuz my balls would be rubbing up against some other dude's balls
15:17 <@victor> wow

"Don't ask me for logical thinking right now." - anna

16:38 < milki> the stretchier they are, the less likely ill tear them with my
sheer muscle strenght in my sleep

21:59 < ^_^> ok coco single right here
21:59 < jsamwang> lol coco crisp
21:59 < silent> Oh snap, coco on base.
21:59 < gms> inb4k
21:59 < ^_^> THERE WE GO
21:59 < ^_^> COME ON
21:59 < gms> fuck
21:59 < ^_^> YEAHHH
21:59 < ^_^> thats it
21:59 < jsamwang> LOLOL
21:59 < ^_^> WOOOOO
21:59 < jsamwang> FAIL
21:59 < ^_^> silent called it
21:59 < gms> damn
21:59 < ^_^> LOLOLLLLL

18:50 < ccowart> 3334777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
18:53 <@victor> pwned?
19:13 < dm> might be a stray pet

eleung [18:48]
Guys

eleung [18:48]
Im in line at the apple store

eleung [18:48]
Theyre in stock but they domt have enough people to help the tards set them up

eleung [18:48]
This is stupid

eleung [18:48]
Just sell me the phone

milki [18:49]
are you one of the tards?

23:09 <@vinod> dammit wrong channel'd the wrong channel message
23:09 <@vinod> lol
00:13 <@aneesh> nice
00:13 <@aneesh> vinod: doublefail
05:19 < dm> aneesh: What does it MEAN??
05:20 <@aneesh> dm: it's so beautiful
05:21 * dm breaks down and cries.