Kiyoshi: OMG, why do I have to be so handsome?

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

16:18 < ccowart> #foodP!!1
16:18 < milki> no
16:19 < milki> its called #general
16:19 -!- milki was kicked from #general by ccowart [ccowart]

“does she look like ccowart? is it like having sex with ccowart??” - wendy

"That's quite a juicy peach you got there!" -chuck at efung "It's a plum." -eleung

kristine: I always wanted to look like a burrito

16:38 < ccowart> but if I wear the crotch out of one more pair of jeans, I'm gonna have to find more appropriate clothing

"You know the general rule: The better it tastes, the shorter you live" -dex "Well, in that case, I should live forever." -mattea, on DC food

18:10 <@^_^> does the topic imply that infact or milkibot will turn into skynet?
18:10 <%gms> probably silent
18:10 < silent> Is silent executing.
18:10 <@^_^> quite presumptious if you ask me considering both of them are
dumbasses

"That's what we do at Unit 1, we distract and conquer!" -kititep