It's like rock/scissors/paper...only the paper beat the scissors. -melcher, on the paper shredder jamming

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

^_^: i am nothing but creative, petty, and vengeful

10:22:02 wei> joshu: kevin: when is the email gonna go out
10:22:04 wei> about the picnic
10:22:05 wei> ?!?!?!
10:22:18 eleung> wei: didn't you get the memo? picnic is canceled
10:22:19 +joshu> uhm what
10:22:23 +joshu> why am I on this?
10:22:24 +joshu> o_O
10:22:29 +joshu> I am not lead unixsys or even senior ...
10:22:30 %kberlin> unixsys is
10:22:32 wei> joshu: I saw you last edited that twiki page
10:22:36 wei> for the picnic
10:22:37 wei> is why
10:22:38 +joshu> ah okay
10:22:41 +joshu> no clue :D
10:22:41 eleung> lol
10:22:46 dsmith> coming when it's done!
10:23:02 wei> omgah dun want picnic to be epic failure
10:23:04 wei> no one shows up
10:23:11 +joshu> the picnic will be fine!
10:23:20 gms> it's free food
10:23:20 +joshu> Oceania has always been having a picnic with Eastasia
10:23:25 gms> people will show up
10:23:41 %kberlin> joshu: lol
10:23:46 %kberlin> IT'S REQUIRED
10:24:19 dsmith> picnic attendance is mandatory!
10:24:28 +joshu> Oh no!
10:24:31 +joshu> It's not a pet license!
10:24:33 +joshu> It's a FISHING license!
10:24:36 +joshu> AND IT'S MANDATORY
10:24:42 %kberlin> DIVERSION!
10:24:42 -!- kevin changed the topic of #general to: Picnic this Saturday

Greg Snow: "Nothing here is that important."

21:59 < ^_^> ok coco single right here
21:59 < jsamwang> lol coco crisp
21:59 < silent> Oh snap, coco on base.
21:59 < gms> inb4k
21:59 < ^_^> THERE WE GO
21:59 < ^_^> COME ON
21:59 < gms> fuck
21:59 < ^_^> YEAHHH
21:59 < ^_^> thats it
21:59 < jsamwang> LOLOL
21:59 < ^_^> WOOOOO
21:59 < jsamwang> FAIL
21:59 < ^_^> silent called it
21:59 < gms> damn
21:59 < ^_^> LOLOLLLLL

23:51 < stephen_tu> kiyoshi: we have computers, who needs women

15:08 < vinod> infact: youre unvited to my lemonparty!

12:51 +chevans: no
12:52 +chevans: just no
12:52 @richardhsu: no
12:52 +chevans: why?
12:54 @richardhsu: sure.
12:55 +chevans: k.
12:55 @richardhsu: fine.
12:55 +chevans: alright.
12:55 @richardhsu: good.
12:56 +chevans: Righteous.
12:57 @jimmyngo: Great.
12:58 +chevans: Fantastic.
12:58 @richardhsu: Settled.
12:58 +chevans: Never.
12:58 @richardhsu: Done.
12:58 +chevans: Sad.
12:58 @richardhsu: Fin.
12:58 +chevans: End.
12:59 @richardhsu: .
12:59 +chevans: FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

15:03 < ^_^> that would be hilarious
15:03 < milki> is that possible?
15:04 < ^_^> i guess i'ts not different than reformating hal
15:04 < vinod> milki: do tyou have a script, that closes your windows
15:04 < milki> nothing in .irssi/config
15:04 < ^_^> i mean we all thought itw as probably impossible
15:04 < vinod> if you have too many windows
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < ^_^> until ccowart did it
15:04 < vinod> milki: it seems you might have something closing your windows lol.....
15:04 < milki> AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
15:04 < vinod> because youre cleanly parting.
15:04 < vinod> lol
15:04 < milki> auto_leave.pl
15:04 < milki> >.>
15:04 < vinod> AHA
15:04 < vinod> I KNEW IT
15:04 < vinod> :D
15:04 < vinod> XD
15:04 < vinod> lolz
15:04 < milki> ok ok
15:04 < milki> my fault
15:04 < gms> lolz
15:04 < ^_^> wut?
15:04 < milki> i must have ragequitted
15:04 < ^_^> why do you have an auto_leave script?
15:05 < vinod> because
15:05 < vinod> people were
15:05 < ^_^> in perl no less
15:05 < ^_^> lol
15:05 < vinod> sajoining hm
15:05 < vinod> *him
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < vinod> so if he ragequits
15:05 < vinod> even if ppl sajoin him back
15:05 < vinod> he'll quit
15:05 < vinod> lol
15:05 < ^_^> lollllllllllllllllll
15:05 < milki> ok...
15:05 < ^_^> nice
15:05 < ^_^> so milki *did* pwn himself
15:05 < milki> how do i kill the script >.>
15:05 < vinod> lolz
15:05 < gms> /script
15:05 < gms> ?
15:05 < ^_^> milki: sudo rm -rf /
15:05 < ^_^> will kill it for sure
15:05 < gms> /script unload
15:05 < gms> use /help
15:05 < gms> lol