"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

"Come with me Randy, I'll teach you everything I know. Which is nothing. Literally nothing. I've been working on it for over a year. Well, I actually know a little more than nothing." - Minh

"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

caret_caret: italian cars are like the girls who look really good, but cant suck dick if their life depended on it

eleung [18:48]
Guys

eleung [18:48]
Im in line at the apple store

eleung [18:48]
Theyre in stock but they domt have enough people to help the tards set them up

eleung [18:48]
This is stupid

eleung [18:48]
Just sell me the phone

milki [18:49]
are you one of the tards?

17:10 < tmmecke> vinod: LOL why do you need to know java?
17:31 <@vinod> tmmecke: To succeed in the game of life, you must know Java!
17:31 <@vinod> and to ensure that interview questions don't completely pwn you >_> :P
17:43 < tmmecke> lol
17:44 < tmmecke> just claim you like C
17:44 < tmmecke> then they won't ask you pesky java questions :P

"Hey! We are socializing too" - milki "No, we are just swearing in unison" - kiyoshi during a late night session of CS164 coding

"...wait... operations coordinator Anna? She's our age? I thought she was like 30!" -Rescomp alum

15:32 * silent stashes dm.
15:32 < dm> lol I've been stashed.
15:32 < dm> someone pop me out plx
15:32 < gms> git stash pop
15:32 < dm> I need to be checked in