At 17:14 Friday the 13th 2009, acarlson invoked the first ROFLCopter in irc.

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

dchen, "You've been in rescomp 4 years?" stephanie, "no, 3." dchen. "You're only two years older? Why are you so much more mature than me?" (This is funny because Stephanie looks 16).

"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

"What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of our infrastructure working." -dchen's favorite line

test

"Are you Harry Potter?" -liuhoting upon hearing for the first time there's a scar on jeremydw's head

Simon: "Vote for Dennis Hayashi!" Dex, filling out Simon's voting ballot: "Too late Simon, you're voting for Domukun." Simon: "Gah! My pernament record as a republican!"

11:03 * keenanp wants to eat at King Dong
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