"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

crh to terrio: "You joined the enemy with that sysadmin team. You know that netsec and sysadmin are like *fighting motions* ..."

"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery

"You don't need light, you're a programmer." -- cliu

Their toilet paper was also single ply when it should have at least been 3 ply for 3 michelin stars. -achang

jeffie: "Ah man, I sat on my banana. No wonder my back was so wet..."

12:40 < achang> my butt is so mad
12:40 < achang> i ate at a foodtruck today
12:40 < achang> and
12:40 < achang> i keep having diarrhea
12:40 < achang> sob sob sob
12:41 < ^_^> thanks
12:41 < ^_^> i'm eating right now

"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

10:09 < dm> They were giving out Java Monster Energy Drinks, Kona Blend on Market St this morning
10:09 < dm> I got one
10:09 < dm> I am on a whole different plane of existence
10:10 < dm> this must be how Justin Higgins feels

10:40 <@milki> gaah
10:40 <@milki> i all over my shirt again -.-
10:40 < gms> :o
10:40 <@milki> but it feels nice
10:40 <@milki> so its ok
10:40 < gms> >.>