"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients

"There's no man pages on how to load a gun!" - Dexter

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

"I need to introduce you to THE GORILLA" -ccowart

20:45 < victor> wow i havent looked at resquip so long i forgot the dir structure i used for apache

kristine :corgi4: I do feel a little bad about the people who were laid off but crypto is dumb

"You know the general rule: The better it tastes, the shorter you live" -dex "Well, in that case, I should live forever." -mattea, on DC food

"Man why is there so little meat on these bones? Oh wait, they're ribs." -kiyoshi @ outback with new-US-staff

"Guitar Hero? Oh? It's just like sex. You take what you can get" -- Dexter

21:51 < ^_^> i'm chagning my writei n vote for govenor
21:51 < ^_^> to tim lincecum
21:52 < beastham> who the fuck is tim lincecum
21:52 < joshu> ...
21:52 < kberlin> ...
21:52 < ^_^> beastham: ....