jch:pizza: 15:29
is your house insulted? felt that made such a huge difference in comfort
kristine:corgi4: 16:49
Insulted :thinking_face:
jsamwang 15:34
I’m sure the house was very offended

14:27 < milki> hah
14:27 < milki> someone on github is drunk and wants help
14:27 < milki> #github that is
14:28 < dm> lol
14:28 < dm> is it you milki?
14:28 < dm> :D
14:28 < milki> no, i dont need help on #github when im drunk
14:28 <@kristine> Lol
14:28 < milki> but i could use a swig
14:29 < dm> lol baller.
14:29 < dm> milki: so good.

<@stephen_tu> milki: stop failing < ccowart> stephen_tu: that's like telling an alcoholic not to drink

15:23 < ccowart> ok, imagine for a moment unix commands
15:23 < ccowart> like finger, yes, more
15:23 < ccowart> we've all seen the jokes stringing various commands together
15:23 < ccowart> now intermix customer names such as "kink" or "naughty"
15:24 < ccowart> that is all

[14:08] dm: ssh dmojado@hal.rescomp.berkeley.edu
[14:08] dm: HkBxRB$uCgqGHv@TSctS$c7J
[14:08] dm: dammit.

15:57 < kristine> Wait wtf when did the topic change
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic for #general: 14:52 * kristine cowpoops
15:57 < tmmecke> 15:57 -!-Topic set by ChanServ [services@caffeinatedcode.com] [Tue Sep 23 14:52:41 2014]
15:57 < tmmecke> a little over an hour ago
15:57 < kristine> Dammit chanserv
15:57 < willchen> tmmecke: Tue Sep 23
15:58 < tmmecke> woops
15:58 < tmmecke> a little over 25 hours ago*
16:00 < kristine> Feels like I'm often the topic of this channel
16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:01 < willchen> infact: kristine is also NSFW
16:02 < perry> willchen: maybe it's time ^_^ pass on the nsfw award
16:03 < willchen> What an honour
16:03 < kristine> D:
[...]
16:12 -!- ChanServ changed the topic of #general to: 16:00 < kristine> Am I the new ^_^
16:13 < willchen> Lol
16:13 < kristine> Noooooooooooooo
16:14 < gms> ahahaha

21:44 < vinod> Rumors circulating the internet of a fan stabbing another attendee in the eye over coveted seats, and of a victim clad in a " Harry Potter T-shirt soaked in blood," are inaccurate, according to authorities.
21:45 < vinod> .....
21:49 <%victor> lol
21:50 < kberlin> so that rumor is a... fan fiction?

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