16:28 < dm> I keep telling people that their answer is a sugardaddy
16:28 <@calvin> remember you're not paying for services
16:28 <@calvin> you're paying the person to leave

"You know, this trigger has been giving us nothing but trouble..." Ian, on the Trouble with Triggers

No, the lyrics said "I can stand the scars on my nuts" -Ian Tegebo Yeah, it sounds like "Siberia" to me. -Michael Tauras

10:26 < gms> sometimes effort isn't worth it to maintain your principles

09:49 < waf> universe has not had a dump for 24 hours

It works!

"We sent a mass mail saying 'Help your friends and family at the village' for UVA. We don't really care about helping them, right?" -Anna, on RCC Hiring

23:09 <@vinod> dammit wrong channel'd the wrong channel message
23:09 <@vinod> lol
00:13 <@aneesh> nice
00:13 <@aneesh> vinod: doublefail
05:19 < dm> aneesh: What does it MEAN??
05:20 <@aneesh> dm: it's so beautiful
05:21 * dm breaks down and cries.

"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

"If I went into a company that did $140 million in revenue and they told me that some of their most critical systems are maintained by part time temporary employees, I would tell them they're insane. Here, it's student leadership." - acarlson