"Hello! We are Residential Computing. We control your internet." -aonwiler at Cal Day

"LoJack for laptops is $15/month. You could pay for WoW with that... LoJack for laptops is worthless anyway. You could just subpoena the WoW server for connection information and it would be LoJack for free!" -dchen

11:22 < milki> why do data servers have so much ceiling room?
11:23 < gms> heat rises
11:24 < gms> you don't want it to collect to close to the servers
11:25 < keenanp> They need to make room for the clouds
11:25 < gms> lol

"...wait... operations coordinator Anna? She's our age? I thought she was like 30!" -Rescomp alum

"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

"Apparently there are these programmers who live high up on a mountain peak somewhere and can never be disturbed" - A U4 Resident on his account not getting fixed quickly enough

Paranoia is a healthy, healthy thing ~alexr, late one night in the office

17:10 < tmmecke> vinod: LOL why do you need to know java?
17:31 <@vinod> tmmecke: To succeed in the game of life, you must know Java!
17:31 <@vinod> and to ensure that interview questions don't completely pwn you >_> :P
17:43 < tmmecke> lol
17:44 < tmmecke> just claim you like C
17:44 < tmmecke> then they won't ask you pesky java questions :P

"I have a headache." "There's some ibuprofen in the break room." "No, that's ok. I can tank it." -- Minh Tran

Irving: You guys are all here!? Brad: It's a Friday, and all we want to do is work for ResComp.