"Are you Harry Potter?" -liuhoting upon hearing for the first time there's a scar on jeremydw's head

13:37 < milki> major tab completion fail. What I meant was: source
~/.bash_profile, but what I typed was: source ~/.bash_history
!!! NEVER DO THIS !!!
13:38 < milki> lol
13:38 < vinod> .____.
13:38 < vinod> oh gosh
13:38 < vinod> lol
13:38 < dm> lol

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

14:24 < acarlson> i have wondered about that place though, everyone else in my
family loves coffee so i'll send em there
14:41 < kelly> the carlson's filtering through rockridge bart
14:41 < kelly> percolating their thoughts
14:42 < kelly> straining their eyes to see the sights
14:42 < kelly> *carlsons
14:42 < kelly> .....
14:42 < kelly> by any beans necessary...
14:42 < victor> kelly: wow.
14:42 < kelly> don't make me espresso myself all alone
14:42 < kelly> OKAY FINE THIS IS GOLD NOBODY APPRECIATES THIS.
14:42 < victor> *claps*
14:44 < kelly> victor: are you being sarcastic
14:44 < victor> kelly: why would you accuse me of such a thing
14:44 < kelly> victor: if you aren't - thanks! if you are.. you mocha me sick
14:44 < vinod> LOL
[...]
14:47 < aneesh> am I latte to the puns? I guess so
14:47 < aneesh> QQ
[...]
14:49 < kelly> aneesh: crema me a river
14:50 < aneesh> kelly: this is definitely reasonable grounds for that
14:52 < kelly> i knew you had a good one brewing
14:53 < aneesh> we're going to run out of bad joes eventually
14:53 < joshu> burr with us, we've got a few more to grind out
14:55 < kelly> joshu: or maybe we'll just keep gaining steam
14:56 < joshu> Kenya keep it up much longer?
[...]
15:05 < kelly> joshu: aren't you a cu"tea"
15:05 < kelly> cue...tea...
15:05 < kelly> fine i'm done okay, is everyone here happy!?
15:06 < aneesh> the puns aren't that bad, they haven't made anyone leaf yet
15:08 < joshu> yeah I think this pun conversation has gone on oolong.
15:08 < kelly> if they do i guess it's just not their cuppa tea
[...]
15:08 < vinod> i dont know
15:08 < vinod> how long this quip is going to get
[...]
15:08 < aneesh> vinod: just splut the tea into its own one
15:08 < aneesh> *split
15:09 < joshu> no need for brevitea
15:09 < vinod> LOL
15:11 < kelly> joshu: i guess this is your specialtea
15:11 < joshu> i chai my best
15:13 < kelly> this one might go on for oolong time

"Oh well, better to be a Scotty than a La Forge." -terrio

12:11 < dchen> man, if I ever become a professor, I'm going to make a hella shitty class 12:11 < dchen> it'll be called like "Practical Systems Administration" 12:11 < dchen> and immediately after the drop deadline, it'll become a class purely focused on relational algebra

jch:pizza: 15:29
is your house insulted? felt that made such a huge difference in comfort
kristine:corgi4: 16:49
Insulted :thinking_face:
jsamwang 15:34
I’m sure the house was very offended

08:58 < keenanp> WTF CyberCoders. Stop sending me recruitment email. I can neither code nor can I cyber.
08:59 <@eleung> cybering
08:59 <@eleung> what's that
08:59 < keenanp> I'll show you someday.

Dexli: "And UVA doesn't have CalConnects." Parms: "Yeah, they don't have CalConnects; they just have problems."

dchen 13:52 i remember around december, my android phone was like YOU HAVE TO UPDATE NOW OR ULL GET HACKED GOGOGOGOG
13:52 and i don't remember it ever doing that before