"You find it in movies!" -milki, on love

19:25 < crh> switch $desc_of_librarian ; case 'hot' do ask('out') ; case 'not_hot' do exit ; esac would have been executed

Donson: "What are the flowers for?" Mu: "I pissed off my girlfriend this morning." Donson: "Ooo, someone's going to get some good stuff tonight"

08:36 < achang> I'm dressed as Toad from Mario
08:36 < achang> but now I need to poop

10:06 <%meastham> ugh
10:07 <%meastham> coffee machine is so far away
10:07 <%meastham> have to go all the way up the stairs
10:09 < crimsonzen> #firstworldproblems

"I really like fruit. I had this pear today..." -jeremydw

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

It's more like hitting a small nail with a big hammer, not hitting a screw with a penguin ~melcher

16:05 < dm> lol gj silent
16:05 < silent> Dex: Gj all overing my desk lamp.
16:05 < dm> waT
16:05 < milki> wat
16:05 < gms> kinky
16:06 < dm> LOL
16:06 < keenanp> CPS is going to take infact away from us. :(
16:08 < ccowart> :(
16:16 <@calvin> :(
16:27 < Dex> What that is something I never said
16:27 < Dex> What are you doing to my flawless reputation silent
16:27 < silent> What are you even doing right now - LEFT-HANDED. Flawless, too.
16:27 < jsamwang> what

caret_caret (11:03): at least here in the US if someone disrespects you you can shoot the mofo in the face
cant do that in sweden (i think)