10:06 < dm> oh hayward.
10:06 < infact> hayward is a piece of shit
10:06 <@gms> lollll
10:06 < dm> yes infact, yes.
10:06 < dm> sometimes I cry.

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14:04:27 < perry> wow, csco planning layoffs
14:04:33 < gms> ya
14:04:33 < victor> wewt
14:04:37 < gms> not surprising
14:04:41 < perry> Chambers said the company plans a "workforce reduction," the
scope of which will be decided over the summer.
14:04:47 < victor> geegee
14:05:04 < victor> just following nokia's lead
14:05:05 < victor> lol
14:05:05 < ^_^> perry: well good thing i dont work for cisco
14:05:07 < victor> axe all the engineers
14:05:14 < perry> lol
14:05:20 < kevin> they're probably not axing too many engineers
14:05:20 <+joshu> axe them what?
14:05:41 < calvin> axe about them
14:06:07 < dm> lol
14:06:46 < dm> axe them to not work anymore?

14:24 <@^_^> god my back is killing me
14:24 <@^_^> i dunno wy
14:28 < hnguyen> your boobs r too big
14:31 <@kristine> LOL

08:34 achang:poo: good morning
08:34 yawn (1 MB)
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08:43 perry washes @achang
08:44 achang:poo: washes @perry
09:04 ccowart no washing
09:05 perry washes @achang more
09:10 achang:poo: washes @perry gently

23:49 < kberlin> etymology-la? 23:49 < ccowart> chuck-la? 23:49 < aonwiler> kberlin: fail - la

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