"Some ancient cultures believed that ramen brought us closer to God." -kberlin on the secret ingredient

"Maybe I should read up on poker strats on gamefaqs.com" - Dexter Liu

22:25 < willchen> Ah, yes. You should study for your midterm. 22:25 < willchen> We all know what happens if we neglect school 22:25 < hacos> haha, a certain role model exists

"625 = 250 + 3 x 125 (4 clicks to purchase). Resident must have excercised the human capacity for patience by clicking purchase pages 4 times instead of waiting briefly." ~tim

12:17 < ccowart> vinod: it wasn't a math joke, it was a everyone jokes dexter won't live long joke
12:17 < vinod> well, i guess 15% then.
12:17 < milki> ccowart: thats what they say
12:17 < milki> o wait..thats not my hair

miree: lunches mess with my olfactory senses
it always smells like someone cut one
and then i realize it's someone's food
gags

dm: ROFL
so wrong bro.
so wrong.

miree: miree is dying
lollllllll
lmfao i want to laugh so hard right now
"excuse me, but .. why does your lunch smell like fart?"

dm: LOL
what kind of lunch is it?
what foreign food is it that smells like ass air?

12:18 < ^_^> where the heck is hnguyen
12:18 < infact> hnguyen is a 8=========D or a secretion of modified skin glands of female secret agents called "the direct loan servicing online web site is pwnd

"I don't want security in my meetings" - Winsys Lead Dexter

"There are no technical people in the room. I mean, if we were using kate, we wouldn't be getting anything done." -mattr

15:04 < dm> victor: I don't care about voting, I wanna post a quip