"Come with me Randy, I'll teach you everything I know. Which is nothing. Literally nothing. I've been working on it for over a year. Well, I actually know a little more than nothing." - Minh

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

"All these UVA people are weird." --wei, on UVA RCC blurbs

"What do you want?" -dm "Obviously not to have intelligent conversation or I would have sat somewhere else" -adam

11:54 < vinod> MagicBall: (grep {$iphone_controller_beer_cannon eq $_} @smart_ideas) ? 'yes' : 'no' #?
11:54 < MagicBall> vinod: Yes
11:54 < vinod> WHOA
11:54 < vinod> :D
11:55 < vinod> that was awesome.

"I'm going to keep spouting buzzwords at you until you get better!" -Ian to an RCC

14:24 <@^_^> god my back is killing me
14:24 <@^_^> i dunno wy
14:28 < hnguyen> your boobs r too big
14:31 <@kristine> LOL

test

"We're supposed to know all the risks. All of them. Even those that we don't know about." -crh, on the purpose of the Security-X Team

12:23 < kiyoshi> i think i just missed the garbage truck...
12:23 < milki> you trying to get on?