10:06 <%meastham> ugh
10:07 <%meastham> coffee machine is so far away
10:07 <%meastham> have to go all the way up the stairs
10:09 < crimsonzen> #firstworldproblems

16:26 < dm> kristine: I went to my hs prom while you were still fetal.
16:26 < gms> lolll
16:26 < jsamwang> lollllllllll
16:26 < keenanp> haha, dm is old. I'm glad I joined this channel now

testing

"I just can't seem to get it out my system! I keep procmailing it away, but it keeps coming back." ~rohit (in reference to Mailman admin spam)

17:33 < dm> I think chicks like a different kind of crotch rocket.

13:07 -!- tmmecke_ [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has joined #general
13:11 < tmmecke_> dm: mah admin machine randomly rebooted
13:12 < tmmecke_> you should /kill tmmecke , he's a zombie
13:29 < kristine> That's what the evil twin says
13:38 < willchen> Which one do we believe?!
[...]
14:12 -!- tmmecke [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has quit [Quit: leaving]
14:13 -!- tmmecke_ is now known as tmmecke
14:13 < tmmecke> it wasn't actually a zombie
14:13 < briandef> wow, shellshock is amazing
14:13 < tmmecke> apparently my admin machine didn't reboot, but dumped me to the login window without killing my old
screen session
14:13 < tmmecke> amazing
14:13 < briandef> nice
[...]
15:11 -!- tmmecke [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has quit [[irc2.caffeinatedcode.com] Local kill by dm (requested
kill)]
15:11 < dm> oops, that was too late
15:11 < dm> loolllll

"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

ccowart: At the Giants game. Scoreboard has 4 columns: R, H, E, and L. Runs, hits, errors I know. L is a mystery that currently reads 7-5. What the hell is L?
briandef: RedHat has really good ad people...

11:53 < jch> keenanp jsamwang I dont wannnna be old :( :(
11:54 < keenanp> Too bad.
11:55 <@kristine> jch: You're married
11:55 <@kristine> You're already old
11:56 < jch> kristine: stab to the heart bro
11:56 < jch> it's ok, my new years resolution is to be a silver fox
11:56 < jch> the first asian silver fox no less
11:56 <@kristine> What does that mean
11:57 < keenanp> My hair is starting to go gray
11:57 < keenanp> Little bits on the sides. Has been for years.
11:57 <@kristine> Oh
11:57 < keenanp> As long as I don't go bald, I'm fine with being a silver fox
(if that's what a silver fox is)
11:57 <@kristine> Is that what it means
11:57 < jch> kristine: it's like a 2nd puberty for guys
11:57 < jch> when they go from man
11:58 < jch> to gorgeous man
11:58 <@kristine> .
11:58 < dm> lolll

"Once you go Keenan, you never go back" -Keenanp on his lesbian ex-girlfriend