16:38 < milki> the stretchier they are, the less likely ill tear them with my
sheer muscle strenght in my sleep

"So, the new UPS we got is...uh...leaking silver gas." -Erik on, well, the new UPS

"We sent a mass mail saying 'Help your friends and family at the village' for UVA. We don't really care about helping them, right?" -Anna, on RCC Hiring

"Hey, want to ride the elevator together?" -Kristina to Dchen

10:26 achang:poo: are you going to pee in my car and THEN drive me around?
10:27 jch:pizza: for an additional fee, sure

10:54 <@^_^> omg so last night i had this dream that i was on a plane
10:54 <@^_^> that got shot down by nazi's
10:54 <@^_^> and then everyone was getting chased by the nazis
10:55 <@^_^> crash landed in somewhere in germany
10:55 <@^_^> so i tried to pretend to be japanese so at least they'd be like
"well, he's on the same side as us"
10:55 <@^_^> and when they asked me for my name, the first japanese name i came
up with was kiyoshi matsui
10:57 * dm will call mu brad matsui from now on

21:59 < ^_^> ok coco single right here
21:59 < jsamwang> lol coco crisp
21:59 < silent> Oh snap, coco on base.
21:59 < gms> inb4k
21:59 < ^_^> THERE WE GO
21:59 < ^_^> COME ON
21:59 < gms> fuck
21:59 < ^_^> YEAHHH
21:59 < ^_^> thats it
21:59 < jsamwang> LOLOL
21:59 < ^_^> WOOOOO
21:59 < jsamwang> FAIL
21:59 < ^_^> silent called it
21:59 < gms> damn
21:59 < ^_^> LOLOLLLLL

"If you don't get error messages in your cron, you should be worried." --ferlatte

19:47 <+joshu> s/sas/ass/

09:50 <@^_^> man over the past few months, my fb has undergone this huge shift
09:50 < milkibot> http://tinyurl.com/7eugujw
09:50 <@^_^> so many ppl i knew from highschools that used to suck obama's nuts
09:50 <@^_^> after graduating and working
09:50 <@^_^> are moving over to ron paul
09:50 <@^_^> it's pretty hilarious
09:50 <@^_^> it's like the new fad
09:50 <@^_^> old man lovin'