"Hey hey hey! I'm Dexter and I'm a pretty unicorn" -liuhoting

"Some ancient cultures believed that ramen brought us closer to God." -kberlin on the secret ingredient

"I just got a warning that something something was ambiguous." -- jim, on perl

Greg Snow: "Nothing here is that important."

<@stephen_tu> milki: stop failing < ccowart> stephen_tu: that's like telling an alcoholic not to drink

03:08 <+meastham> bahaha
03:08 <+meastham> sober enough to unlock my ssh key

13:22 < dm> is one supposed to wear underpants with a utili-kilt?
13:22 <@calvin> dm: no
13:22 <@calvin> :)
13:23 * dm would wear underpants anyway. Aerated balls are overrated.
13:25 <@^_^> dm: no
13:26 <@^_^> no underpants
13:26 <@calvin> dm: we spoke with the manager
13:26 <@calvin> dm: he said no
13:26 < dm> not even a manthong?
13:28 <@calvin> nope
13:28 < dm> I would break this rule.
13:28 < dm> just like I would break the belt AND suspenders at the same time
rule.
13:28 < dm> if I had suspenders
13:30 <@calvin> nope
13:30 <@calvin> they will be forcibly removed
13:30 < dm> your face should be forcibly removed

17:33 < dm> I think chicks like a different kind of crotch rocket.

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

13:07 -!- tmmecke_ [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has joined #general
13:11 < tmmecke_> dm: mah admin machine randomly rebooted
13:12 < tmmecke_> you should /kill tmmecke , he's a zombie
13:29 < kristine> That's what the evil twin says
13:38 < willchen> Which one do we believe?!
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14:12 -!- tmmecke [tmecke@thunderhill.nvidia.com] has quit [Quit: leaving]
14:13 -!- tmmecke_ is now known as tmmecke
14:13 < tmmecke> it wasn't actually a zombie
14:13 < briandef> wow, shellshock is amazing
14:13 < tmmecke> apparently my admin machine didn't reboot, but dumped me to the login window without killing my old
screen session
14:13 < tmmecke> amazing
14:13 < briandef> nice
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15:11 < dm> oops, that was too late
15:11 < dm> loolllll