jeffie: "Ah man, I sat on my banana. No wonder my back was so wet..."

"How do I pipe only STDERR to STDIN? Redirects use real files, pipes just create file descriptors..." -Chris "So they're pseudofiles?" -melcher

"I need to go to therapy.... but it's soo expensive!!!!" -milki

ccowart: "What's the opposite of immediate gratification?" eeeady: "A relationship?"

"I like 19 minute meetings" - Greg, at the end of a meeting. "I can only think of 18 things I like better" - George

19:09 < milki> silent: are you a brit?
19:09 < silent> He's my friend broke his leg though while we are struggling on
homework.
19:10 < milki> silent: that must have been an intense homework
19:10 < silent> Milki: Needs intense bike racing photo like this you could have
been an emergency.
19:23 < milki> silent: halp
19:23 < silent> Halp me halp you.
19:23 < milki> silent: i cant halp you
19:23 < silent> Halp me.
19:23 < milki> silent: no, halp me
19:23 < silent> DexDexDex: No, halp me halp you.
19:23 < milki> silent: gaaaaaaahhh
19:23 < silent> I guess, maybe i should get a shitty one.

"I thought you were... coming with me... ?" -Burban

"I also have a list of things that programmers don't do well. It's in bugzilla." -dchen

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr

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