Chris: "It's Friday" Graham: "Yeah, it's that day when we don't have school and stuff the next day..." Ian: "There's another day like that, but I usually don't remember it."

jch 19:39: m cvbnm’;

Kiyoshi: OMG, why do I have to be so handsome?

12:17 < ccowart> vinod: it wasn't a math joke, it was a everyone jokes dexter won't live long joke
12:17 < vinod> well, i guess 15% then.
12:17 < milki> ccowart: thats what they say
12:17 < milki> o wait..thats not my hair

"I do things right the first time. Except it didn't work, so I did it right another time. But that didn't work either, so I did it right a third time." -jeffy

17:53 <@briandef> apparently i'm now out of range of college freshmen.. hmm
17:53 * briandef is getting old
17:53 <@dm> briandef: ...

10:36 < rhsu> Woo, just got a Bluetooth keyboard so I could use it with my iPad.
11:39 < willchen> ...isn't that like fitting a giant spoiler to a civic?

15:15 * dm posts dchen to 4chan
15:15 <@keenanp> 4chen?

anna, at the end of a lead-staff meeting: "Is that really it? I'm asking purely for the purpose of taking minutes."

"Why doesn't your script work?" - cowart ... "We used the aggravate-sysadmin module" -mattr