<@eleung> these submitted applications make me want to cry; <@efung> you can bill that crying time

11:06 * dm relearns driving.
11:07 <@eleung> dm: are you trying to impress the wimminz? you should do handbrake and j-turns
11:08 < dm> nah, no need to impress wimminz
11:08 < dm> just wanna be a better bmdoosh
11:08 < gms> lol
11:09 <@eleung> all you need to do is follow the car in front of you too closely, not signal when changing lanes, and drive as if you are the most important person in the world
11:09 < dm> what you mean as if.

20:29 < dm> Magic8Ball: Are you indecisive? 20:29 < Magic8Ball> dm: Go for it 20:29 < dm> Magic8Ball: Go for it? Are you even hearing my question? 20:29 < Magic8Ball> dm: Yes

06:41 < rishard> I never realized how many people were in general.
07:16 < mattea> it's the place to be
07:16 < mattea> esp for trolls
08:15 < calvin> gotta watch out for people like perry
08:15 < calvin> trollin alldayerrday
08:35 < kberlin> it's all he does
08:40 * calvin nods
09:26 < chand> general is like the Disneyland teacup ride. Everyone tries it, but most people just end up feeling sick.

"Its not unheard of to be put on hold when calling tech support" -- Graham discussing 2-HELP

18:32 < dm> moartinis are fucking awesome
18:32 <@calvin> ^
18:32 < dm> lololololololololol
18:32 < dm> lololololololololololoolol
18:32 < dm> olololololololololol
18:32 < dm> llololololoolololololololololol
18:33 < dm> lololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololoolololololololololo
18:33 <@calvin> LOL
18:50 <@willchen> Rofl
18:55 <@eleung> file that under shit dm says

13:25 < dchen> "I joined rescomp to meet girls, but all I got was ccowart"

"You should leave me alone, I hear nerdiness like mine is contagious." --crh to a CA

08:36 < achang> I'm dressed as Toad from Mario
08:36 < achang> but now I need to poop

10:06 < dm> oh hayward.
10:06 < infact> hayward is a piece of shit
10:06 <@gms> lollll
10:06 < dm> yes infact, yes.
10:06 < dm> sometimes I cry.