"I'm totally legit." -dex (with a total straight face at Security X-Team)

"I do things right the first time. Except it didn't work, so I did it right another time. But that didn't work either, so I did it right a third time." -jeffy

jeremydw: "Do you guys know any good dramadies?" crh: "What about those afromantic-scifi-dramadies?"

"we make mistakes too" - ccowart on irc about a sysadmin script

"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

ccowart: At the Giants game. Scoreboard has 4 columns: R, H, E, and L. Runs, hits, errors I know. L is a mystery that currently reads 7-5. What the hell is L?
briandef: RedHat has really good ad people...

"Look at how happy she is!" -dex, referring to an NSA career profile picture. "Look at how many monitors she has!" -milki

"DNS? What's that?... (hiring panel explains) WOW. DNS IS AMAZING. I'VE GOT TO GET IN ON THAT," -anonymous Winsys candidate

00:01 < ccowart> oh shit 00:01 < eleung> you restarted hal again didnt you

"If it's anything any sysadmin can do, bug ccowart." -runes