"DO NOT joke about playing trivial pursuit! That is SERIOUS business!" - ccowart

15:41 <@kristine> I see
15:41 < silent> All I see her booooobs.

"I was taking minutes, and I wasn't listening..." - Anna

"If you can go one way, you can go the other way." - ccowart

70% of all problems lie between chair and keyboard

13:52 < keenanp> I really enjoyed driving the Outback when I test drove one, but my wife kept on calling me a lesbian for wanting to buy one

Asking michaeljin to pose for hiring photos:

"Michaeljin, I need your body!"

18:06 < vinod> maybe if i squish t
18:06 < milki|lamed> why is your bannana exploding?
18:06 < vinod> and it will squirt/splatter everywhere

"You know the general rule: The better it tastes, the shorter you live" -dex "Well, in that case, I should live forever." -mattea, on DC food

10:52 <@mht> wtf is wrong with govt
10:52 <@kristine> Politicians
10:52 <@mht> except for arnold
10:52 <@mht> he doesnt lie to me
10:52 <@mht> he tells me he'll be back
10:52 <@mht> and he always comes back