"But I like the paraplegic mouse..." - crh on apple mice

"This phrase, 'Quid Pro Quo' will make you legally INVINCIBLE in court!" -- ian, on sexual harassment mastery

No, the lyrics said "I can stand the scars on my nuts" -Ian Tegebo Yeah, it sounds like "Siberia" to me. -Michael Tauras

"How do I pipe only STDERR to STDIN? Redirects use real files, pipes just create file descriptors..." -Chris "So they're pseudofiles?" -melcher

"I'm a unicorn!" -liuhoting

"Well, If you like having control in a Unix system, you might be a sudophile" -mattr

"If you don't get error messages in your cron, you should be worried." --ferlatte

"I just got a warning that something something was ambiguous." -- jim, on perl

"You don't need light, you're a programmer." -- cliu

"Well, all flavors of regular expressions have *that* in common." -- bsii, on gibberish