"I'm not trained to talk to people..." -- Minh Tran

"I have a headache." "There's some ibuprofen in the break room." "No, that's ok. I can tank it." -- Minh Tran

"The Hero has returned." -- Dexter Liu

Anne's Kitchen gives you 50 fries, which is just enough. Well, they're in home fry form, but the two are equivalent if you convert them into "potato units" ~dchen

"Real men don't swoon. They dominate." --Victor

"I like 19 minute meetings" - Greg, at the end of a meeting. "I can only think of 18 things I like better" - George

crh: "I want some more of that terrible pizza." kristina, in exchange: "My leg smells like vinegar."

"Ian, don't you think that if dchen or Dexter were a girl, they should hook up? It'd be really cute, I really think so." (5 minutes later) "DON'T YOU THINK SO!??" - Lilly

dchen, "You've been in rescomp 4 years?" stephanie, "no, 3." dchen. "You're only two years older? Why are you so much more mature than me?" (This is funny because Stephanie looks 16).

"The rain is an automatic shower." - Dexter