"There's no man pages on how to load a gun!" - Dexter

"It's ok if I declare war on somebody because I suck at war." -jeremydw

"Yeah, and of course you know what comes next... sudo xargs portinstall!" --blee, on the obvious

"ack I need a sysadmin" -jch "i need a car" -eleung "my request is more reasonable" -jch

"Are you Harry Potter?" -liuhoting upon hearing for the first time there's a scar on jeremydw's head

"I need to introduce you to THE GORILLA" -ccowart

"I'm just going to sit here and enjoy my curry, while wondering when I'll see the springtime." -dchen

"it's like we work in a forgotten basement of some library in kansas" -- anna, referring to the state of office clients

"What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of our infrastructure working." -dchen's favorite line

"Havent you ever had the urge to pick a random person and follow them home?" -- anna