"I'm going to keep spouting buzzwords at you until you get better!" -Ian to an RCC

"Just add the coefficient of Wenzhe"

Paranoia is a healthy, healthy thing ~alexr, late one night in the office

"Erik is like the Rescomp mom" -tobor

mattr: "It's Friday night. Why are you all here?" ccowart: "Why are you here?" mattr: "I'm a programmer. I don't have a life!"

So basically, what you have is just object oriented with inheritance! ~ Graham on line dancing.

"You should leave me alone, I hear nerdiness like mine is contagious." --crh to a CA

[insert rescomp story about unix command "df"]; Jesse: That pretty much sums up my work last week.

"I need a new strategy... playing dumb is just making me look dumb." --ccowart

"You're backside looks very fatherly." -stephanie to ccowart